BB10 Recap - April is Delusional

April with her dignity intactOf all the whacky stuff these houseguests get into their brains, April has officially jumped off the sanity train and into crazyville, and she's not even in the house anymore. 

You might not have caught it if you chose to grab your snacks during the jury portion of the episode last night, but April Dowling actually uttered the words:

"I left the house with all my respect and dignity and pride and some of these people actually have to live with themselves outside the house."
Okay listen, I know we're supposed to believe that it's just that easy to forget there's cameras in the house, taping you 24/7 in every single room, from every single angle, but give me a break!  Does she honestly believe that when you google Ollie and April that the top links aren't videos of their sexcapades?

I'm not going to link it for you, you'll just have to do it yourself.  Don't worry, there is PLENTY out there and they were just about as discrete as a sumo wrestler sitting in the living room.

How's that for a segue?

So in last night's live eviction episode, we said goodbye to Renny, "the darlin' from New Orleans" and it was sad night indeed.  However, we recovered quickly when Dan swiped the HOH (Hooray!) and then Big Brother made a last ditch effort to keep us interested in the final days. 

With a season lacking in twists and turns, it's about time BB got their act in gear and surprised us.  Last night when the houseguests were let back indoors after the HOH comp, they were greeted by, you guessed it, a sumo wrestler.  And by greeted I mean he sat on a tiny stool in his skivvies, giving clues in Japanese.  Julie tells us he's sitting on some important information having to do with a luxury competition (due to take place today) and we'll find out the results this coming Sunday.

So far speculation is another trip to the VMAs for one lucky houseguest since they air this Sunday.  See you then!

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This babe would make a great Vice President for John McCain.

I mean, look; she's got it all goin' for her. She's got the ceement-pond looks and super dooper social skills and enough self-righteousness to share on everyone!

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