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<title>Carly Simon - This Kind of Love</title>
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<summary type="text/plain"> Carly SimonThis Kind of Love3 out of 5 starsReviewed for Coffeerooms by Mike Jefferson It’s hard to believe Carly Simon is 62 and is releasing her 24th album. In the dark recesses of what’s left of my mind, she’s...</summary>
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<p>It’s hard to believe Carly Simon is 62 and is releasing her 24th album. In the dark recesses of what’s left of my mind, she’s still that provocative, carefree hippy chick who released a series of clever, semi-autobiographical hits in the early 70s, including “That’s The Way I’ve Always Heard It Should Be,” “Anticipation,” “The Right Thing To Do,” and “You’re So Vain.” Simon’s album covers remained great eye candy for years afterward, but she lost me in the 80s when her career was revitalized by “Coming Around Again.” “This Kind of Love” is her first album of new material in eight years. (Her last album, 2007’s “Into White” mixed standards with covers by Simon and Garfunkle, former husband James Taylor, and Cat Stevens, who penned the title track.) For her latest, Simon collaborated with composer Jimmy Webb, one of most celebrated composers in pop music, whose luxurious string arrangements for Glen Campbell’s “Wichita Lineman” and Richard Harris’ “MacArthur Park” made them orchestrated eargasms. </p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p>I don’t know what Simon paid Webb (or rather what Starbucks, distributors of the CD did), but Webb, who co-produced “Love” with Simon and Frank Filipetti, earns his money from the jump. “This Kind of Love” shows Simon’s voice has aged; it shakes a wee bit, like she’s got battling Parkinson’s, but she’s still got a generous portion of her smoky timbre. Webb’s communicative strings blend well with the influence of Brazilian music (which is a reoccurring theme throughout the album), creating a sophisticated contemporary adult sound that’s one part Simon from her “Boys in the Trees” period and part Doobie Brothers during Michael MacDonald’s adult contemporary stage. “You’re the water I never dared to jump into, you’re the place my body belongs.” It’s easy listening with easy groovin’ percussion, acoustic Esteban-like guitar, a flirty clarinet, and waves of orchestrated magic. I miss Carly the folkie, but this is the type of light fare she can do when she’s a sexy octogenarian. And who knew Carly knew was bi-lingual? She and a group of kids give a lesson in amore as they vamp out the ending. </p>

<p>“Hold Out Your Heart” is more finger snapping samba with harp-like acoustic guitar, sensitive strings and gently tapped congas. It’s music to swing in your hammock by. “Hold out your heart…Hold out your heart... and I will give you some of mine.” I’m not sure I like the way Carly’s voice occasionally shakes, but you have to respect her for not flooding the zone with drums and loud guitars to disguise it. It’s mostly Carly, some silky strings and a lot of well-earned sentiment.</p>

<p>The gentle breeze of “Island,” delivers a calming mix of soft calypso and folk. Webb really knows how to wrap a string arrangement around a song, utilizing pitty-pat percussion and Beatle-esque background vocals. “I would rather fall from grace completely than let you change my mind. I would rather bet my life against the rising of the sun.” “Island” is the album’s best song so far and very un-Carly. It will remind you of the lonely, uneasy, layered ballads of songwriter/producer Daniel Lanois (who’s to blame for unleashing many of U2s chart topping recordings).</p>

<p>“In My Dreams” is laden with piano, a Webb trademark. An upright bass fills out the sparse arrangement. Carly whispers when she should be holding on to her notes, but the backing instrumentation is beautiful in its simplicity, down to the gently plucked acoustic solo. “The only place I hang my hat is in my dreams. The only place I’m not alone is in my dreams. The only place I recognize is in my dreams.”  </p>

<p>“When We’re Together” is more island-flavored adult contemporary fare. Carly’s voice still has the Carol Channing shakes, and now its triple tracked. “When We’re Together” is breezy like a sailboat cruise, but also has a familiar, comfortable ring. I’m still trying to figure out where I’ve heard the melody before.</p>

<p>Carly invades “American Idol” territory with “So Many People To Love,” which projects a jazz/rock fusion with a sequenced choppy rhythm track borrowed from Stevie Wonder. Instead of strings, you get humming keyboards, processed background vocals and hip hop bop. It shouldn’t work, but the material is meaningful and Carly sounds at home immersed in 21st technology.</p>

<p>Simon’s voice regains its 70s elasticity and strength with “They Just Want You To Be There.” There’s less quavering; Simon cuts herself short before the wobbles set in. She hits the higher registers with ease, even while having to contend with a full set of drums and crouching strings. </p>

<p>The power stays on in “Sangre Dolce,” one of the album’s best cuts, in which she’s surrounded by a breathy Bee Gee-like background, cresting strings and more Buenos Aires beats. Webb keeps things interesting by injecting the album’s first electric guitar solo, which makes its appearance all the more noticeable. Again, I have to wonder why Simon has such power on this song and “They Just Want You To Be There” and not on others. Whatever the reason, she sings “Sangre Dolce” with a bullfighter’s confidence. </p>

<p>The closer, “Too Soon To Say Goodbye,” is a gaspy waltz dedicated to Simon’s late friend, humorist Art Buchwald. This sounds a bit like Madeline Kahn lampooning Marlene Dietrich in “Blazing Saddles,” (she even says auf weidersehen) but the subject is apropos. It really is too soon for the album to end. </p>

<p>You’ll feel a lot of love for this platter, but there are a few cuts that strain one’s affection and stray into the realm of bad love. When Simon gets too overzealous it’s like having Britney Spears as your driving instructor – you’re bound to crash. Carly makes a huge mistake with “People Say A Lot,” doing a rap song. That’s right, a rap song. Not-so-Grandmaster Flash. She sounds eerily like Grace Slick when she talks, which is creepy enough, and when she finally sings, she grafts together a baroque/classical chorus that resembles a Frank Zappa lampoon. Coming on the heels of two well crafted ballads, this is an ambitious but utter failure. Any hip hopper who hears “People Say A Lot” will probably need to be hospitalized --- suffering from fits of laughter. Rapper shouldn’t try to sing ballads and singers shouldn’t try to rap, especially ones who are over 60.</p>

<p>“Hola Soleil” is the most obvious Brazilian infused tune on the album, an off-kilter samba with Webb’s bouncy, omnipresent strings. A phalanx of children joins Carly on the chorus. The acoustic guitar solo is short but perfectly plucked, echoing Crosby, Stills and Nash’s “Dark Star.” There’s also a Kenny G solo and some timbales for a celebratory feel, but lyrically, “Hola Soleil” is an international smash up. Interpol needs to be notified that the parameters of Spanglish have been violated. <br />
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“The Last Samba” is a slow moving dance of death. “They’re playing the last samba, shall we dance?” No, I’ll sit this one out, Carly. The bongos droop and Webb’s cheesy piano solo will leave you envisioning hungry mosquitoes and warm margaritas. You know I hate cabaret jazz. This has Blossom Dearie and her insidious ilk written all over it. Tip your hat to the Copa Cabana on your time Carly, not mine.</p>

<p>Carly Simon made a few albums that’ll make you wonder who’s at the wheel of her career, such as “Torch” (an overwrought album of, that’s right, torch songs). She’s at the stage in her career where she doesn’t have to rely on cheesecake to sell albums – an artist who’s a member of the Songwriter’s Hall of Fame shouldn’t have to do that. Now she’s running on pure talent. “This Kind of Love” won’t make long-time fans forget “No Secrets,” but it’ll assure listeners that Carly Simon still has plenty of ideas behind her broad smile. Unlike some the contemporaries she sang about in “You’re So Vain” (take that Mick Jagger), Carly Simon’s music continues to prove rockers can age gracefully.</p>]]>
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<title>It&apos;s a Shame About Ray</title>
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<summary type="text/plain"> The Lemonheads - It&apos;s a Shame About RayCollector&apos;s EditionOriginal Release 1 out of 5 starsDemos and DVD Extras 3 out of 5 starsReviewed for Coffeerooms by Mike Jefferson It’s a shame the Lemonheads chose to release their fifth album,...</summary>
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<p>It’s a shame the Lemonheads chose to release their fifth album, 1992’s “It’s A Shame About Ray” in its pugnacious and persistently migraine-inducing electric form. The half-speed acoustic demos outdo the final throat-burning versions visited on the public with such ease you can only hope the person making the group’s career decisions also doesn’t control their money -- ‘cause they’re gonna go broke. The acoustic versions are sung with more passion, have distinctive influences, and, minus drummer David Ryan’s primordial pounding, won’t make your ears bleed. Of course an acoustic album from a group known for its fuzzed-out clamor would have tanked. The alternative crowd wasn’t ready for beautiful music from the Lemons. But now you can have it all on the Deluxe Edition of “It’s A Shame About Ray”… the sweet acoustic sounds in their infancy and the sour power punk it morphed into, plus a DVD of the band bouncing around the outback performing many of the album’s song’s for a third time.  Very few albums can stand up to the scrutiny of three different versions of the same song, even if it shows the progression from demos to completed work to live renditions. In the Lemon’s case they didn’t even get that right – the deluxe edition goes from the final versions back in time to the demos, then to the live torture tunes. No matter. Less is more.  It’s a shame… but too much Ray causes scurvy.</p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p>The Lemonheads’ head sucker, guitarist/disinterested vocalist Evan Dando, formed the group in 1986. To date, the group has had more members than a bushel of fruit, including Juliana Hatfield (Blake Babies), who must have been juiced to take on the role of bassist for the album. The original release of “It’s About Ray” was the first Lemon to squeeze its way onto the charts, rolling to #68. The sudden interest in the group came from a song that wasn’t even on the album. When “The Graduate” was re-released on video, some slacker came up with the heinous idea of re-recording “Mrs. Robinson,” one of Simon and Garfunkel’s more vapid, but time honored tunes. It didn’t seem possible that the remake could be any worse than the original, but the Lemonhead’s raucous and downright disrespectful version caught the ears of the college crowd. It received a boast from its inclusion on the “Wayne’s World 2” soundtrack, and when the album was reissued, “Mrs. Robinson” was tacked on, further hyping sales. The band was happy for the recognition, even if some members admitted they weren’t in love with the song either. Put that in your pantry with your cupcakes.</p>

<p><strong>Electric Lemon</strong><br />
It’s A Shame About Ray…The remastered original release</p>

<p>An acoustic guitar is used to drive “Confetti,” which quickly shreds into disarray. Done at a pace where you can understand what Dando’s saying (unlike the unlistenable amphetamine opener, “Rockin’ Stroll”), Dando’s detached doomsday vocal style brings to mind the Smith’s Morrissey. “He kinda woulda sorta shoulda loved her.” I kinda sorta almost like this song, Evan. An inventive low-end guitar solo makes this power pop worth listening to once, but overall, it’s as thin as confetti.</p>

<p>The title track spins more power pop, hijacking an acoustic guitar as its rhythmic base. Ryan’s drums are finally on the same page with the group’s forceful dynamics. Dando gives a very wan performance, but at least there’s an attempt at adding some harmonics; and while Ryan’s in step with the style, he still needs to back it down a bit. He doesn’t have the creativity to warrant being such a nuisance. He’s a metronome, not a percussionist.</p>

<p>“Rudderless” follows -- pointless is more like it. I’m still waiting for one Dando’s songs to show me something. (As I later discovered listening to the demos, it wasn’t so much the songs as the format.) Here’s another whiny, disinterested non-dandy Dando vocal, more thudding drumming, and an underpinning acoustic. And let’s embarrass Juliana Hatfield by having her chime in for a few bars. Too bad her contribution is contrived and makes her sound as mechanical as one of Robert Palmer’s video dolls. And rhyming pass with ass is just lazy and doesn’t get it done.</p>

<p>“My Drug Buddy” offers a needed embellishment -- whoa, a keyboard! Having been hammered at like anti-aircraft shells bouncing off of a kamikaze for the past four songs, hearing even a brief intro by a Hammond is a God send. The Head’s pull back the power pop routine a bit, so its no revelation this made the airwaves – substance and style = popularity. This has the lethargy one would associate with a “drug buddy,” most likely that lolling friend who always took too many Quaaludes and nodded off on the couch. (C’mon, everybody knew somebody like that.) “Drug Buddy” is the closest the Heads have come to performing something that inspires a reaction other than projectile vomiting. But they really need a drummer that can do something other than hit his kit as if he’s Sylvester the Cat trying to eradicate Tweetie Bird with a club. “I’m too much with myself, I wanna be someone else.” Can’t say I blame you, Evan. I wanted to be the guy in charge of renewing or breaking your record contract when the previous four songs were playing. (One break coming up.)</p>

<p>“The Turnpike Down” leads the listener back down the deafening, ruinous road of  guitars being played like bundles of lit dynamite. And here’s another in a long list of detriments – dandy Dando has developed the annoying habit of repeating himself: “Mark my path down…Mark my path down.” You bet, dandy. I’ll take you down the turnpike and into coyote infested woods with a copy of this CD and a rack of lamb around your neck and leave you there.  </p>

<p>“I just want a bit part in your life!” an obviously unhinged Polly Noonan screams as a prelude to “Bit Parts.” Right away you know your listening pleasure will be nil. Polly is a Lemonhead “muse” (re: groupie), and typifies the off-center Prozac powered personage that might find this three-minute steeplechase appealing. This comes off as three-quarter paced Ramones, which in my book ain’t good.</p>

<p>The next time I ask for variety, I hope these guys don’t give it to me. The addition of the steel guitar to “Hannah and Gabi” is like asking someone to scratch your back with a dull axe. On the positive side (yes, there is one), the playing is tasty and fluid, but lyrically, “Hannah and Gabi” is dull pseudo-country.</p>

<p>“Kitchen” cooks up more hand-clapping commercial Ramones at a one-third impulse speed. “Bop-bop-badu. Bop-bop-badu” indeed. The Lemons unravel when they goose the pace, and the gear-grinding solo at the end doesn’t help.</p>

<p>“Frank Mills” is a short story set to an acoustic backing. At least Ryan and his Og the Cavemen drumming isn’t involved, which gives Frankie a shot. This tries to be as cute as a Jonathan Richman stream of conscious babbler, but makes dandy sound like a stalker more in love with his hero than his girlfriend. </p>

<p>Quite possibly the worst cover tune of all time, the Head’s version of “Mrs. Robinson” ranks highly in the “What the hell were they thinking?” category, along with Donna Summer’s debasement of “McArthur Park” (you know you’re in trouble if Richard Harris can out sing you) and Guns and Hoses Ethel Merman interpretation of “Live and Let Die,” which should have done the later. Done at a speed freak pace, this Mrs. Robinson has all the attraction of a trailer park denizen dressed in Birkenstocks and a flannel knapsack who forgot to put her teeth in. </p>

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<strong>More Head…The Bonus Material</strong></p>

<p>“It’s A Shame About Ray” is such a slight, disposable collection of noise you wonder why it was given a green light in the first place. The record execs must have heard Dando’s acoustic versions first because there are some dandy’s amidst the head Lemon’s unadorned samples. </p>

<p>The demo for “Shaky Ground” offers Dando solo on his acoustic. There’s no rushing and you can actually understand what he’s singing.  This is enjoyable! Ditch the other heads, lemon Dando. “Paradise and catastrophe they go side by side. Does this mean we’re on shaky ground? I’m happy when you’re around. So let’s not put our feelings at bay, I love you in a different way.” Not profound, but prior to hearing the demos I didn’t think Dando was even capable of transmitting a coherent thought. </p>

<p>As an acoustic number, “It’s A Shame About Ray” has substance, and most importantly a melody. It wouldn’t have sold unplugged, but the demo is a much more enjoyable listen and it won’t tight your colon or set your teeth on edge. It’s a shame the final version was so radically different. The demo offers a “Ray” of hope.</p>

<p>Okay the acoustic approach doesn’t cure all ills. Witness the demo for “Rockin’ Stroll.” There’s some nice picking towards the end of the verses, but this still has the herky-jerky pace of the final version. Dando hits a grievous note at the end. “Smile at meeeeee.” Some “treasures” are better off remaining locked in the vault.</p>

<p>The demo for “My Drug Buddy” has a Darvon-killing pace, but there’s an attempt at harmony (even if it is overdubbed). But you really have to pucker up to sit through the strained vocals at the end. </p>

<p>Other notable early sketches include the demo for “Ceiling Fan In My Spoon,” which is in the early train wreck stage because Dando hasn’t figured out what to do with his voice.  He’s sheepish, and then a moment later rides the scale as if it was a vocal rollercoaster. It ain’t pretty, but it’s still two tablespoons better than the end product.</p>

<p><strong>DVD Two Weeks In Australia</strong></p>

<p>Consumers get 45 minutes of videos, live performances and Dando playing the role of wounded rock star, flicking his long mane like an Indie Fabio as he preens for the camera. He’s a phony, but he’s a damned charming and photogenic phony. You want someone at home in front of a camera? How about Johnny Depp, who makes an appearance in the video for “It’s A Shame About Ray” doing his wounded rebel act?   Using just his body language, Johnny pulls his punk persona off. </p>

<p>In other acts of mental cruelty, Dando tries to explain the band’s pilgrimage to Australia. A pregnant woman and a band named Smudge somehow played significant roles. In the video for “Being Around,” the prevailing wind coming off of the water keeps blowing Dando’s shoulder length hair in his face. Dando subtlety tries to fight his unmanageable mane off, leaning left, leaning right, and twisting his head, all to no avail. His Jennifer Anniston sheep dog locks also dominate “Alison’s Starting To Happen,” which is shot in concert. Since he’s scratching at his guitar, he can’t play with his hair, which completely obscures his face. If Dando’s arms weren’t moving, you wouldn’t know which way he was facing.</p>

<p>But Dando and his Lemons have more problems than his imitation of Rapunzel. The video for the intolerable “Mrs. Robinson” was shot on the water with a lot of concussion-promising low bridges. Watch your lemon, Evan. Dando avoids getting an abutment upside his head but can’t duck the fact that “Mrs. Robinson” is divorced from any semblance of melody.</p>

<p>“Hannah and Gabi” is beginning to sound better (third version’s a charm?), but the video suffers from the type of focus problems found in student films and has a bad case of “The Blair Witch” twitch. At least you get to see a lot of historical images of people connected to the band – well, the ones in focus, anyway.</p>

<p>Dando makes the most of his Indie Adonis image by singing “It’s About Time” solo. His preoccupation with sexy poses notwithstanding, Dando briefly remembers he’s a musician and gives a credible performance.</p>

<p>One thing for sure – Dando is photogenic enough to make the jump from singing to acting (his band mates can not make the same claim), although I doubt he’d be as good as Johnny Depp. As a musician, well, he’s still not as good as Johnny Depp.  </p>

<p>Some recordings warrant excessive attention to detail and remastering so crisp you’d swear it was live. “There’s Something About Ray” doesn’t. But by adding demos and videos to an inferior work, the Heads have at least managed to make lemonade out of a lemon. </p>]]>
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<title>Van Morrison - Keep It Simple</title>
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<summary type="text/plain"> Van MorrisonKeep It Simple3.5 out of 5 starsReviewed for Coffeerooms by Mike Jefferson Van Morrison’s craggy image on the cover of “Keep It Simple” makes him look like he should be the fifth face on Mount Rushmore. The eleven...</summary>
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<p>Van Morrison’s craggy image on the cover of “Keep It Simple” makes him look like he should be the fifth face on Mount Rushmore. The eleven songs on the album are far less coarse. Now 62, Morrison has eased into his Medicare years as a fatherly R & B/rock guru. His new album doesn’t have instant classic burned into its grooves like 1971’s “Tupelo Honey,” or the bump a minute funk of 1977’s “Period Of Transition,” but each subdued track locks in place with the next as if it were a patch in a quilt, and together the songs form a beautiful musical tapestry. Van the man keeps it simple, and the result is his best effort since 1978’s “Wavelength.”</p>

<p>Morrison has a habit of recruiting name musicians, many of whom are mid-range legends in their own right. (For example, he tabbed New Orleans voodoo man Dr John to helm “A Period of Transition,” and during his 90’s comeback worked with keyboardist Georgie Fame, who had solo hits in the 60s with “Yeh, Yeh” and “The Ballad Of Bonnie and Clyde.” In a surprise move, he recruited the Jeff Beck Group’s powerhouse vocalist Bobby Tench as his lead guitarist for “Wavelength.”) For “Keep It Simple” Morrison has drafted guitarist Mick Green, the former strummer for Johnny Kidd and The Pirates, who were best known for “Shakin’ All Over,” (which Mick missed out playing on). Mick is also the less famous brother of 60s blues legend/acid casualty Peter Green, founder of Fleetwood Mac. It was Mick who engineered Peter’s credible 80s comeback, writing four albums worth of material for his medicated brother. Unfortunately, few noticed it was Mick, not Peter writing the songs. It was also rumored that Mick played the captivating chords on well received albums such as “White Sky” and “The Dreamer.” That might be giving Mick a bit too much credit. You only have to hear a few notes to be able to name that Green. Peter’s a head-turning lead guitarist, a virtual sweet spot machine, while Mick’s a master of subtle fills. Playing alongside veteran Morrison band member and fellow guitarist Johnny Platania, Green keeps it simple. </p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p>Van deals from a well developed strength with “How Can A Poor Boy.” It’s a loafing, shuffling blues with tight bleats of harp from Ned Edwards, soulful back up from the trio of Crawford Bell, Stevie Lange and Margo Buchanan, and a dog-paddle drum beat laid down by Neal Wilkinson. (Given how sour Buchanan and Lange sounded on the live tribute to Jim Capaldi, their harmonies with Crawford either represent a great turnaround or commendable technical trickery.) “How Can A Poor Boy” is very much like Paul Butterfield’s work with Better Days, who coincidently recorded a song entitled “Poor Boy.” John Allair’s fluttery work on the Hammond organ rates an exuberant “Yeah!” from Morrison, and you’ll like it too. Is “How Can A Poor Boy” autobiographical? Perhaps. “I’ve been appointed, even magnified. Spied a chapel all of gold, the priest was laying down with the swine….How can a poor boy get a little message to you? How can a poor boy when he don’t believe anything is true? How can a poor boy get this message through to you? How can a poor boy when he don’t believe a single thing is true?” Add this to your list of Van Morrison essential tracks.</p>

<p>A bit obtuse lyrically (“No wave length, no mileage, no current currency. No answers, just silence and that’s what it’s supposed to be), “School of Hard Knocks” draws from a little bit of Green, Mick Green that is. By the third verse, ambling Van picks up a <br />
pew-rocking chorus of singers comprised of Bell, Karen Hamill and Jerome Rimson, who help lift the song from wishy-washy country to spiritual bliss. </p>

<p>I know Morrison’s latched onto a standard or two in his time (check out his soused rendition of “Tura Lura Lural (That’s An Irish Lullaby)” with equally pixilated Richard Manuel on the Band’s “Last Waltz). So my first concern with “That’s Entrainment” was the fear he was donning a Bob Fosse hat for some Judy Garland big production number. Happily, it’s an original – a primal love letter written by Van to his paramour: “You make me holler when you come around, you make me holler when you shake ‘em on down.” I can’t picture Judy or Ethel Merman cranking out that phrase. Morrison’s intelligent enough to realize his vocal limitations. He could have turned this into a lustful John Lee Hooker snarler or a chord crunching Van Halen stomper, but the song rolls at a peaceful, yet soulful pace. Don’t ask me what the heck entrainment is, though. (Guess it’s like having your heart dragged along like a train, or something similar.)</p>

<p>“Don’t Go To Nightclubs Anymore” offers up Van on the chitlin’ circuit, serving up slinky, smokey blues with the type of sway that could be part of Big Joe Turner’s slower repertoire. You get more thick Jimmy Reed Hammond rolls from Allair and finger-curling riffs from Edwards and Platania. The background singers have the richness and presence of the Raylettes, helping prop up one of the album’s more predictable but still enjoyable excursions. </p>

<p>Folk meets Celtic music with “Lover Come Back.” “Lover” has the simplicity and charm of the romantic “Hungry For Your Love” from “Wavelength.” Edwards and Platania make sweet sounds with their guitars that will remind you of the gentle hum expensive crystal makes when you rub your finger around the top of the glass. Cindy Cashdollar (yeah that’s really her name) and her steel guitar add a bit of country waltz to the proceedings. Mark this down… “Lover Come Back” is one of the few songs where the intrusion of the pedal steel’s cousin doesn’t rot the floorboards of the melody. Caress it!</p>

<p>Van says “Keep It Simple”…and he does, playing ukulele on the title track, in which he’s joined by Geraint Watkins on accordion, Mick Green on guitar, Paul Moore on bass, and Neal Wilkinson on drums. “Keep It Simple” maintains the “Old Susannah” feel established by “Lover Come Back.” A hearty vocal from Morrison, and rough but controlled chording from Green keep things from being too simple. “Keep It Simple” may not be a gem, but it has the makings of a song that could grow on ya. </p>

<p>The “End Of The Land” doesn’t cut new ground, but is another one of Morrison’s songs that wash over you like a church hymn  – somehow you feel cleansed and more insightful after listening to it. “Song Of Home” summons up sights and sounds witnessed by the Irish immigrants who settled in the U.S. Coming on the heels of “End Of The Land,” “Songs Of Home” is a bit too similar in structure, but is east to digest, with Allair’s Hammond warm and welcoming and Van casting visions of harbor lights, foghorns, and birds on the wing flying free. Sarah Jory’s steel guitar and banjo give this more of a Celtic country cornpone veneer than it needs. (I told you, that bloody instrument gives me a steely feeling.)</p>

<p>Van delves into his Ray Charles bag with “No Thing,” adding some vocal swagger and a chorus of country Raylettes. Cindy Cashdollar (who’s much more creative and tolerable with her potentially hazardous steel guitar than Sarah Jory), returns to give a unique Tex Mex meets brother Ray mix, and Allair cheers up his Hammond, making it sound like a pipe organ. “So I watch them come and go, I don’t have time for the status quo.”</p>

<p>Only Van Morrison could offer up a song that has nothing in common with R & B and name it “Soul.” “Soul” is another potentially weak tune that’s enlivened by Morrison’s reedy sax solo and the exalted choral back ups of Bell, Hamill and Rimson. Nearly every line begins with “Soul is…” so lyrically it’s monotonous, but repetition has always been one of Morrison’s strong points (You want repetition? Try “The Eternal Kansas City” from “A Period Of Transition.” “Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?” is about the only lyric in the entire song. Thanks to Van’s mastery of K.C. Jazz he pulls it off.) Morrison often turns phrases that look mundane on paper into transcendental chants or musical poetry, and with “Soul” he does it again. </p>

<p>One in a while, Morrison hums/mumbles his was through a song like Marlon Brando playing Don Corleone with half a box of  cotton balls in his cheeks, which is how he comes across during the verses for “Behind The Ritual.” Like “Soul,” “Behind The Ritual,” builds its attraction subtlety through Morrison’s resonant sax solo, the slap happy beat, and the shared joy of the back singers. Each time Morrison circles back to the chorus a new instrument or a voice joins in. Morrison does make one huge mistake, choosing to scat to “Blah…blah...blah…blahblahblahblah…” Yes, he actually says blah…blah...blah. As a consequence, the songs rep takes a serious hit – C’mon Van, you could come up with something better than that! Up to this side-splitting moment, “Behind The Ritual” is one of the albums standout tracks. It’s still a great listen, but harder to take seriously after Van throws in his imitation of George Bush giving a state of the union address.</p>

<p>Simply put, Van is still the man. He keeps it simple with songs of home and a dose of soul. Now that’s entrainment.</p>]]>
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<title>In Flight Radio</title>
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<summary type="text/plain"> In Flight Radio The Sound Inside1.5 out of 5 starsReviewed for Coffeerooms by Mike Jefferson In Flight Radio’s 2006 self-title debut built a name for the Indie rockers. (What kind of name is better left unsaid.) Their second effort,...</summary>
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<p>In Flight Radio’s 2006 self-title debut built a name for the Indie rockers. (What kind of name is better left unsaid.) Their second effort, “The Sound Inside,” is a baby step in the right direction, but this chile is a bit colicky. Inspired ideas are undone by uninspired playing and attempts to mix incongruous styles with wrongheaded influences. I got a fervent whiff of the Cranberries in a few too many songs that was stronger than the stench of wet dog and urine coming out of The Bowery at four a.m. Throw in hints of The Pixies, galling imitations of U2, and 1,000 of the 10,000 Maniacs, and you’ve got a mix as potentially deadly as sarin gas.</p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p>The group is led by lanky blonde Peira, a Brooklyn-born guitarist who composed nearly all of the material, so love it or ditch it, the weight is on her. Non-smiling Saric (also no last name) is the group’s lead guitar player. Isn’t Saric the leader of the Vulcan’s on “Star Trek?” Well, he occasionally plays like the guitar like its alien to him. Bassist Devin Krug and drummer Mike Dawson need to get with the program and come up with equally serious solitary names that show how 21st Century they are. In the meantime, may I suggest “Da Krug” and “Deputy Daw”? No? I’ll work it, if you guys promise to work on your playing. Krug and Daw don’t play outside the box – they are the box. They’re so standard issue I doubt you’d notice if Da Krug and Deputy Daw were replaced by tape loops. At least Da Krug can fall back on his day job. He took the artsy sunspot photo of Peira that adorns the CD’s cover. Saric also has a second job, having produced “The Sound Inside.” It’s time to turn the faders over to someone else and live long and prosper, Saric. </p>

<p>“Red Flags” (co-written with Da Krug) has a sonic moody intro that hints at an imminent explosion of wattage. Two things are immediately apparent. On this particular cut Peira sounds like she was raised on heavy doses of the Cowboys Junkie’s lead singer Margo Timmins, and Saric locks into a Vulcan mind meld with The Edge, lead string bender for U2. His backing has same ghostly high pitched squeal, and whadda ya know, he has one name too, okay, two if we call him The Saric. Overall “Red Flags” doesn’t send out any immediate distress signals and is one of the album’s more accessible cuts.</p>

<p>Please avoid the whiney chorus of “Please.” Peira lowers her voice to a functional level during the verses, but when she wails “Plllllllease…want it….Pllllleasse want it…” you’ll beg to move on to the next selection, especially as Peira’s whine begins to sound like she’s re-experiencing birth. Saric has also lost his atmospheric Edge, performing assault and battery on his guitar with a wall of irritating 80s chords.</p>

<p>Da Krug and Deputy Daw work in concert to drive the arrangement of “Somewhere In Between,” with Saric feeling the pull of The Edge, but going out of his way to avoid imitating him. He doesn’t. He’s simply out of tune. Check out Saric’s abysmal Humpback Whale lead at the end. Da Krug’s bass is functional, but he’s been using the same figures now for three songs. There’s a disturbing amount of Susanna Hoffs’ cutiepieness that’s snuck into Peira’s voice as well, which is hard to justify given the driving beat.</p>

<p>Peira picks up an acoustic and the music takes a welcome deep breath with “Yelling Up To The Sky”: “Listen to me I have nothing to say, but the words in my eyes give it away.” A recessed Saric does some nice work on guitar providing a sense of urgency with his keening asides. Raw and revealing, “Yelling Up To The Sky” is as close as Peira comes to delivering a message. Take this back to the shop, Peira. A lot less pained grieving and “Yelling To The Sky” could be a lofty success. </p>

<p>Deputy Daw puts a little punch in his kit, Saric makes his guitar flutter and for thirty seconds “Home” is very appealing. Then Peira gets to yodeling in her baby doll register and you wanna runaway from “Home.” What the heck happened to the tough Greenwich Village punk that raised “Red Flags?”  She’s surrendered to Lilith-like power ballads that in this case make her sound like an adolescent cross between Natalie Merchant (10,000 Maniacs) and  Dolores O’Riordan (the head Cranberry). Too bad I can only take both of the fluttery-voiced front ladies in extremely small doses. “Home” is well played, and In Flight finally gets a jam off the ground, but Peira should have left the kewpie doll approach in the test bin.</p>

<p>Peira rises above her rhythm section’s inadequacies in “Easy Win” by simply not using them.  If she trusted her own voice more and was less conscious of trying to ape her idols, “Easy Win” might take flight. It’s reflective and well played, with sympathetic guitar, and an involved, delicate vocal. Consider going acoustic Peira. You’ve got something here.  </p>

<p>“Someday” marks a slap in the face return to cluttered choruses, squawks and Saric in search of an identity. You had one, even if it was one I hated, Saric. Deputy Daw puts some paradiddling into the mix, but can’t disguise that Peira’s 80s vocal gymnastics cloak a weak tune. When Saric gives in to his U2 worship two-thirds of the way through, “Someday” shows a glimmer -- a loud glimmer-- when the musicians trip, fall and stumble together during the jam out at the end. </p>

<p>Walk away, no run away from “Just Walk Away.” Saric pulls on his guitar strings with the gentle touch of Quasimodo yanking on a rope in a bell tower. Peira’s in touch with her meaningful side, having dropped her pouting adolescent/drunken Natalie Merchant personas. Her more restrained, flatter voice suits her, and still manages to generate an audible tone. But the instrumentation supporting her, including Saric’s teeth gnashing guitar (Peira’s to blame for some of that too) and Deputy Daw’s try anything drumming, is an absolute mess that negates her promising vocal and makes “Just Walk Away” an unbearable grindfest.</p>

<p>“Finish Line” offers more Cranberries meets the 10,000 Maniacs. Piera’s voice throws another change up, taking on a tortured siren-like approach. Believe me, you get to share her pain. There are too many stretches where OOOOOH, OOOOH, OOOOH serve as lyrics. Yes, I couldn’t wait to get to the finish line and get away from this howler. Bad dog, bad dog.</p>

<p>You must be spying on me through my computer, Peira, because “I Am Not Awake” sent me down the path trod by Morpheus. “I Am Not Awake” is a sophomoric children’s story, but at least Peira isn’t singing like a violated car alarm on this one. Put this to sleep, never to rise again.</p>

<p>A tip of the wig to 10,000 other maniac babe led guitar bands, In Flight Radio has promise, providing someone can get Peira to stop howling as if she’s being tased. Saric has a future selling guitars, not playing them. As long as he relies on gimmickry instead of skill he’ll be a guy with a cool name who sounds like a carbon copy of The Edge. He can play, you just have to wonder if it’s really him or he’s just regurgitating a style he studied and diffused through his fingers. If Peira can stifle the urge to imitate her unhealthy influences, In Flight’s third album should land on the charts. But she needs to keep in mind that even in their heyday the likes of The Pixies and The Cranberries had trouble getting airplay, so a cipher doesn’t stand a chance. Let’s just hope she doesn’t become a fan of Gentle Giant or Yoko Ono, or In Flight Radio will surely crash.<br />
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<title>Seven Mary Three</title>
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<summary type="text/plain"> Seven Mary ThreeDay &amp; Night Driving2.5 out of 5 starsReviewed for Coffeerooms by Mike Jefferson “Day &amp; Night Driving” is Seven Mary Three’s sixth full length release, and I have to admit I purposely dodged the group’s previous efforts....</summary>
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<p>“Day & Night Driving” is Seven Mary Three’s sixth full length release, and I have to admit I purposely dodged the group’s previous efforts. Mary has yet to top the platinum success of their debut, “American Standard,” and has only one successful single to their credit (“Chum.” With my luck it’s a reference to rotting bait rather than a dear friend.) Several songs from “Day & Night Driving,” such as “Laughing Out Loud,” “Hammer & Stone” and “Things I Stole” could propel Ross and his Mary men up the charts. The rest of the album’s uneven balance between acoustic and up-tempo Indie noise will drive you away.</p>

<p>Formed in 1992, Seven Mary Three was originally an acoustic duo comprised of singer Jason Ross and guitarist Jason Pollock. They’re down to one Jason (Ross), otherwise I’d suggest they call the act Jason Mary Two. Ross composed six of “Day & Night Driving”’s 12 tracks solo and collaborated with guitarist Thomas Juliano on an additional half dozen selections. Tellingly, the group is at its best when Ross writes by his lonesome. The Mary band is rounded out by mostly non-descript bassist Casey Daniel and occasionally alert drummer Giti Khalsa, who displays a pulse rate slightly below consciousness. </p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p>The opener, “Last Kiss,” begins with a strumming acoustic, a sure sign these days that the rest of the arrangement will subsequently cause your ears to bleed like a hemophiliac sitting on a spike. “You were my first mistake…and even if that’s true, I’d take that punch again if it would bring me back.” Khalsa’s drums are as damaging as a Sonny Liston left hook, causing Ross has to strain with typical angry lead singer angst in order to rise above the instrumental Armageddon. Ross is tolerable when he emotes at a lower level, but when he challenges the heavy chording guitars and war drums he sounds like every preening John Mayer sound alike you’ve heard over the last ten years. He takes a good picture but can’t outlast 50,000 watts. This isn’t a last kiss, it’s a lasting bruise.</p>

<p>“Laughing Out Loud” is everything “Last Kiss” isn’t. Specifically, it’s a quality tune, with some of the album’s most clever and challenging lyrics: “These grievous gulls that hang around my skull are disappearing in numbers…The scattered fires within me have reached their permanent slumber.” A steady rumbling rhythm reminiscent of Stone Temple Pilot’s “Plush” backs up Ross’ Jacob Dylan vocalizing. There’s less forced volume; the guitars jangle rather than crunch, and the early cold stops show the boys are intuitive players. Nice recovery there, Mary.</p>

<p>You won’t be laughing out loud or even amused when “Was A Ghost” follows. The spirit unleashed here doesn’t conjure up a friendly apparition. “Was A Ghost” finds Mary taking a backward step, revisiting forced vocals and everlasting chording. It has the Clash’s attitude encased in a less noxious bar band style. The Clash was loud, and early on obnoxious, but they were seldom mundane. Daniels’ bass playing is more in the forefront with the authority and stroke of Big Country’s Tony Butler, but the 1,000 bees in a bag guitar playing of Ross and Jiliano indicates the duo’s need to have their strings retuned, if not removed. Too much chording is never a good thing.</p>

<p>“Dreaming Against Me” demonstrates Mary sure is versatile. Not good. Just able to play badly in a variety of styles. Now you get pseudo country rock meets Irish pub rock. Instead of the drums numbing your senses, you get a much more palatable tambourine accompaniment and a bit of auto reflex kicking against the bass drum. Ross’s voice has taken on a dose of gritty seasoning, making him sound like a gin soaked brother of The Alarm’s led singer, Mike Peters. The repeated chorus “Everything is gonna be alright,” doesn’t hide the fact that the band is dreaming if they think this satisfies. Repeat after me, country rock is verboten.</p>

<p>The acoustic “Hammer & Stone” bounces Mary back to a level of respectability with Ross sounding dusty and weary, and it features lyrics that indicate Mary took more than a passing interest at creating something worthwhile. “I’m a page torn from your novel, I’m the magnet on your fridge. I’m the star stuck on your ceiling, so I can watch you when you sleep.” Curious lyrics, but they’re sung with conviction, and they do get easier to decipher: “I’m a page torn from your novel, the single flower in your lawn. If I’m not everything you wish for. How come you miss me when I’m gone?”  There’s a ghostly, unsettled guitar that breaks up the monotony of the knuckle-cracking piano chording and helps Mary hammer out a solid number.</p>

<p>Khalsa’s elephantine snare cymbal-bash intros “Break The Spell.” Despite the guitar assault, “Break The Spell” has the makings of an Americana saga by the Jayhawks or Jackson Browne with some stones. “If there’s a part of you that wants to settle down, there’s a part of me that wants to move around, nothing will break the spell.” Passable, but ease up on the volume boys and your lead Mary won’t have to sound like a frightened quarterback eluding a four man rush.</p>

<p>“You Think Too Much” borrows “Break The Spell”’s lumbering lead in, only this time Khalsa’s drums are darkened by effects. The leviathan beat reigns in the other member’s excesses, which wouldn’t be bad if the band knew what to do with the empty spaces they’ve created. Ross employs a stilted Tom Petty vocal, as if every syllable is important, but it ain’t. This is disposable rock. The droning guitars and production gimmickry don’t hide the fact that there isn’t too much going on here.</p>

<p>I’ve been reasonably impressed with Mary’s lyrics up until now, but “Strangely At Home” drops a poetic bomb: “Heat is an overture of need on the inside”… In case you don’t understand Ross’s meaning, he keeps twisting it into your skull like a vise squashing an egg – and its imagery is just about as messy. “Strangely At Home” is about an oddball who’s begun to feel at home in less than comforting surroundings. The rush of scenes slamming against the flat musicianship (here’s a chair, here’s a table, etc...) makes “Strangely” sound as if the narrator’s living in a cockroach infested bar in Greenwich Village with crushed peanut shells as its carpet. Wherever he’s taken up residence, I hope he’s not paying rent for his experience.</p>

<p>“She Wants Results” makes it two low key songs in a row. The doubled-up drum pattern and rolling guitar passages create a more attractive outcome. Unlike “Strangely At Home,” the music is tranquil and thoughtful. This has the ease and care of one of James Taylor’s later day juiced up folk/rock compositions. You’ll love the finely plucked guitar and traveling drum pattern simply because it’s an anomaly in Mary’s arsenal.</p>

<p>What’s upside down, you ask? (Okay you didn’t, but I sure did when I heard the next song.) The answer is: My stomach, from hearing the dreaded pseudo steel guitar intro to “Upside Down.” (No, it’s not the Diana Ross/Nile Rodgers slick soul collaboration). No one outside of a redneck, card carrying confederate in the K.K.K., or a member of the John Birch Society should ever be subjected to a pedal steel or its piercing cousin, the steel guitar. It sucks the life out of everything it whines its way through, and “Upside Down” is no exception. The steel interlude turns the song’s sincerity three-sixty, knocking its credibility off track like a hillbilly hayride hitting a patch of manure. This is country corn, a Wilco wanna be waste. </p>

<p>I have to say I’m surprised at how “Day & Night Driving” shifted from bowel locking Indie rock to almost tolerable acoustic fair. “Dead Days In the Kitchen” has little to say, but it says so gently with a choked, whispered vocal. It’s a love song about a smitten boy who wants to settle down and make a home, but you won’t wanna come on in this kitchen. It starts out as a lament, but Ross sings as if he’s reading an inventory of his surroundings, turning a promising idea into lyrical chop suey. Lyrically, it’s a mutant relation to the equally toxic “Strangely At Home.”   </p>

<p>Mary leaves a positive impression with the album ending “Things I Stole,” which offers a more focused acoustic approach. “Am I man enough to see what I’ve done wrong. Something in this house won’t leave me alone. Sing one for tomorrow, one for the way we were. One for the things we borrowed, one for the things I stole from her.” “Things I Stole” is a gentle Sunday morning guitar picking pride with a locked in Ross singing boldly and easily.</p>

<p>Mary’s men need to decide if they want to be an acoustic or electric band. I vote whole heartedly for the unplugged version. The group’s acoustic side has more variety, melodic lines, and a sense of professionalism. A little more lyrical maintenance and Mary’s songs would be memorable. When Mary plugs in, their identity becomes scrambled. Ross is forced to venture out of his vocal range, and they simply don’t have the chops to be anything but an effective way to scare the neighbor’s dog.</p>

<p>Final score, bad songs 7, neither here nor there songs 2, good songs 3. Aha, now I know where the name Seven Mary Three comes from. </p>]]>
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<entry>
<title>Not Just Any Band….THE BAND</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">Written for Coffeerooms by Mike Jefferson In the late 60s, nearly every group was concerned with its look as it was its music. Mark Farner of Grand Funk was instantly recognizable because of his bare chest and lion’s mane of...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p><em>Written for Coffeerooms by </em><strong>Mike Jefferson </strong><br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004W510/w3pgcoffeeroomss" target="_blank"><img src="http://rcm-images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004W510.01.TZZZZZZZ.jpg" alt="The Band"  hspace="10" border="0" align="left"  /></a> </table>In the late 60s, nearly every group was concerned with its look as it was its music. Mark Farner of Grand Funk was instantly recognizable because of his bare chest and lion’s mane of hair – ditto Led Zep’s Robert Plant. David Crosby had his walrus moustache and Buffalo Bill Cody jacket; Arthur Brown, singer of the incendiary hit “Fire,” wore outfits that were flame retardant; and Paul Revere and the Raiders played up their name by dressing up as colonial soldiers. As for David Bowie…Well, we’re still not quite sure what the alien look was all about…</p>

<p>Then there was “The Band,” comprised of four scruffy Canadians (Richard Manuel, Rick Danko, Robbie Robertson and Garth Hudson) and the son of a dirt poor Arkansas farmer (Levon Helm). They were multi instrumentalists: Manuel played piano, drums, organ, and sax; Helm drums, mandolin, guitar, and bass; Danko bass, guitar, trombone and fiddle; Robertson, guitar and piano, and Hudson was adept at organ, piano, sax, synthesizer, and accordion. They looked like their music – rustic and grizzled, like some faded sepia photo taken by Matthew Brady. They may have been 4/5 Canadian, but their music embraced the roots of the American South – folk, country, blues, rock and R& B. They sang songs about the Depression, the Civil War, and sitting on the back porch with the kinfolk. In an age when songs were drenched with seven minute guitar solos and overt drug references, these guys told stories. There was nothing like them on the airwaves; their closet contemporary was storyteller Gordon Lightfoot – another Canadian. How ironic that Americans were learning about their country from musicians born north of the border.</p>

<p>The Band had the pedigree too. They’d started out in the early 60s in Toronto as the back up group for rockabilly singer Ronnie Hawkins, who’d charted with a raucous cover of Bo Diddley’s “Who Do You Love.” Hudson, the oldest and most experienced performer, was reluctant to join the band of hellions because his parents wanted him to be a music teacher. The group solved its predicament by paying Hudson ten bucks a week to serve as their music teacher. By 1963 the group had tired of backing Hawkins, a tough task master who disdained marijuana (it was after all, illegal), but seemed to have no problem with excessive alcohol and speed. Striking out on their own as Levon and The Hawks, they happened upon Bob Dylan, who was itching to give his folk act a harder edge. The Band electrified the stage, but many of Dylan’s fans revolted, booing their joint performances and calling the nasal one “Judas” for forsaking his roots. Levon was so bummed by the experience he temporarily quit the group, giving the drum seat up to Mickey Jones, who later became the time keeper for Kenny Rogers and The First Edition. Levon eventually returned to the fold, and The Band played on…</p>

<p>We have a motorcycle to thank for the emergence of The Band in July 1966. Bob Dylan was badly injured in a motorcycle accident, and spent his convalescence in Woodstock, New York, fooling around with The Hawks in the basement of his home. (The tapes from their sessions would be released as the overrated “Basement Tapes.”) Rehearsing without Dylan, his employees quickly realized they were better off without their vocally challenged leader. They entered the studio to record their own material but still didn’t have a name. Feeling they’d outgrown the Levon and The Hawks moniker they considered names they felt reflected their democratic brotherhood. They toyed with “The Honkies” and “The Crackers,” but Capitol, their record label, wisely rejected the names. Memories are foggy now as to how the group picked its name. It may have been the suits at Capitol or it may have been Richard Manuel, who when asked what his group was called replied in jest, “The Band…Just The Band.”</p>

<p>Released in 1968, The Band’s first album, “<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004W50T/w3pgcoffeeroomss"><strong>Music From Big Pink</strong></a>,” (named in honor of the house they rehearsed and lived in), was a critically acclaimed success, containing staples such as “The Weight,” “I Shall Be Released,” and “This Wheel’s On Fire.” It was influential enough to put a stake in the heart of psychedelia and convinced Eric Clapton to quit Cream and go on tour with roots rockers Delaney and Bonnie. Clapton was so enamored of The Band’s rural sound he wanted to join the group. With the release of their self-titled second album in 1969, The Band went from curiosities to bona fide backwoods stars.    </p>

<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004W510/w3pgcoffeeroomss"><strong>The Band (Self-titled 2nd Album) (4 ½ out of 5 stars)</strong></a></p>

<p>Nearly every cut on the “brown” album is a Band classic. Sure, there’s a much better version of “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down” on the “Rock of Ages” album, but at this point no one even knew there was going to be a live Band album. Levon sings “Dixie” with a bit too much nose and throat, resembling an Arkansas Dylan, which ain’t that pleasing to the ear. Bless his drumsticks it’s a tone he seldom used.</p>

<p>The album is as rich with images of flim flam men, carnies, droughts, floods, grifters, drifters, loose women and the hard drinking men that love them. “The Band” is a forty minute history lesson -- America set to music.</p>

<p>As with the first album, Richard Manuel is the first and last voice you hear. He opens with “Across the Great Divide,” a tale of no nonsense, pistol packin’ Molly and her man, who remains optimistic their luck will change (“Try and understand your man the best you can.”) Typical of the band’s most memorable songs, it features Manuel’s pounding Fats Domino piano as part of its underpinnings, robust horns from Garth Hudson and producer John Simon, and a descriptive, easy-to-sing-along chorus: “Across the great divide, just grab your hat and take that ride. Get yourself a bride, and bring your children down to the riverside.”</p>

<p>The most astonishing performance comes from the already troubled Manuel, who nearly cries his way through “Whispering Pines.” A deceptively talented pianist, early in the band’s career Manuel was every bit the composer Robbie Robertson was. He just wasn’t as prolific and that seemed to gnaw at him, as did his inability to express himself in words. By the second album, he was already relying on Robertson to help him draft his lyrics. His frustrations as a songwriter would lead him to shut down completely by the time “Cahoots,” their fourth album, came out. <br />
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<![CDATA[<p>“Whispering Pines” features a droning, understated lick on the piano by Manuel, who purposely knocked it out of tune so it would give his playing a more desperate texture. Manuel sings in an impossible falsetto that further captures the ache in his heart: “Foghorn through the night, calling out to sea. Protect my only light, ‘cause she once belonged to me. Let the waves rush in, let the seagulls cry. For if I live again, these hopes will never die. I can feel you standing there, but I don’t see you anywhere.”</p>

<p> “Whispering Pines” is an early cry for help from a truly tortured soul who finally took his own life to end his suffering. He sounds hopelessly adrift against the waves of Garth Hudson’s organ, even toward the end of the song, when Levon Helm’s counter vocal reaches out to try and guide him to shore. It’s unbelievable that no one in the group could figure out how far gone this guy already was.</p>

<p>If Manuel was the group’s dramatic voice and chief balladeer, then Helm was The Band’s Goodtime Charlie, the one who seemed to be enjoying his lifestyle and the music the most. “Rag Mama Rag” is one of The Band’s best toe-tappin’ classics, a vehicle for Garth Hudson’s Dixieland piano rolls and Rick Danko’s dead on Doug Kershaw Cajun fiddle playing. Richard Manuel chips in on drums, providing the loopy, topsy turvy beat. The mood is cheeky and playful with Levon taking on the role of a hayseed Romeo sniffing around for some afternoon delight: “Rag mama rag, now where do you roam? Rag mama rag, bring your skinny little body back home. Well its dog eat dog and cat eat mouse, you can rag mama rag all over my house.”  </p>

<p>Levon revisits his roguish side in “Jemima Surrender,” a nonsensical sideshow of double entendres directed at a potential conquest: “Jemima surrender, I’m gonna give it to you, ain’t no pretender gonna sleeve my tattoo. I hand you my rod and you hand me that line (every time), that’s what you do, and through we ain’t doin’ much fishin’ or drinkin’ any wine. Sweet Jemima if I were a king, I’d fix you up with a diamond ring.” The music is handled by the Band’s “B” team: Instead of Helm on the drums, its Manuel whacking out an ad hoc country stomp, as Hudson (who doubles on piano) and John Simon back Levon’s sly vocal inflections with Madi Gras horns, while Robertson steps up to provide a snappy Carl Perkins-like solo. “Jemima Surrender” has the same loafing guitar intro as Shocking Blue’s “Mighty Joe” (the follow up to “Venus”), but no, it’s not a love song to the lady on the pancake box. </p>

<p>Perhaps Levon’s finest moment in The Band is “Up On Cripple Creek.” The group’s only hit single, it reached #25 on the charts in November 1969. Its success is even more of a surprise when you factor in the group’s lack of enthusiasm for the song. Early takes are lethargic, later ones are hurried, as if the boys wanted to catch the next crop duster out of Cripple Creek. It wasn’t until they hillbillied it up with a few “he-he’s” and added a make-shift Jew’s harp that the boys began to have fun with it and finally nailed a take. Hudson’s “Jew’s Harp” that ends the choruses is actually a clavinet run through a wah-wah pedal. The thick bottom provided by Levon’s drums and Rick’s bass coats the arrangement in a Motown meets the Ozarks vibe. The Band’s most recognizable tune, “Up On Cripple Creek” is stuffed with good time imagery – there’s Spike Jones “on the box” (jukebox), the hefty, forgiving mistress (Miss Bessie), and sketchy activities (betting on the ponies).  </p>

<p>Danko gets a rare opportunity to sing a pair of songs, perpetrating his best Buddy Holly hiccup and rubber band bass during the bouncy “Look Out Cleveland,” and adopting a Winwood-esque choir boy vocal in “Unfaithful Servant.” Buried amidst the brilliance of Manuel’s performances on “The Band,” “Unfaithful Servant” would become a defining moment for Danko on the live “Rock Of Ages.”</p>

<p>In giving perhaps his greatest performance in “Whispering Pines,” Manuel nails three other performances that on the album that affirm Helm and Danko’s claim that he was the real lead singer of The Band. The mandolins pluck happily and Hudson’s accordion hums like a finely tuned Model T in “Rockin’ Chair,” a back porch ballad about an old salt longing to retire and return home to live a simple life with his family in Virginia. Manuel laces his baritone with a sense of longing that draws you in and makes you sympathize with his character, who knows his life is just about used up:  “Slow down, Willie Boy, your heart’s gonna give right out on you. It’s true, and I believe I know what we should do. Turn the stern and point to shore, these seven seas won’t carry us no more. Oh, to be home again, way down in old Virginny, with my very best friend, they call him ragtime Willie. I can’t wait to sniff that air, dip’n snuff I won’t have no cares, that big rockin’ chair won’t go now where.”</p>

<p>Manuel takes a pass at playing the rogue in “Jawbone,” only his career criminal character is more focused on money than women – “I’m a thief and I dig it!” Robertson’s rips out one of his knife-like solos and Helm’s crisp pock shot drumming guides the others through some tricky time changes. Manuel and Robertson continue to show a talent for Depression era lingo: “Pull of a job with an inside man, who needs the cash and likes your plan. And you know just who to thank, when you land right back in the tank!”</p>

<p>Next to his lovesick loner in “Whispering Pines” (which is too close to the bone to be anyone but Manuel himself), his portrayal of a dirt poor dust bowl farmer in the album’s closer “King Harvest (Has Surely Come)” is one of his most riveting characters. When Manuel’s voice rises, pleading to the skies (“Please let these crops grow tall!”) or takes stock of his wretched financial situation (“Long enough I’ve been on skid row, and it’s plain to see I’ve got nothin’ to show), the conviction in his voice will propel you back to the 30s when banks foreclosed on farms and too many Americans were transients. It’s one of Robertson’s all time great compositions highlighted Manuel’s frantic farmer, Danko’s fretless fingering, and frenzied guitar work from Robertson that sounds as if they stuck his hands in a bees nest. Take note of Levon’s muffled drumming during the revved up ending. He sounds as if he’s having a punch out with drum set. The reason for the deadened beat is the kit itself. Instead of plastic or metal drums, Levon’s kit was made of wood, like the type of drum sets more common to bands that played in the south at the turn of the 20th century.</p>

<p>The group’s self titled transformed the humble country gentlemen into media darlings. Their third album explored the darker side of fame… </p>

<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004W50Z/w3pgcoffeeroomss"><strong>Stagefright</strong> (5 out of 5 stars)</a></p>

<p>“Stagefright” would mark the last time Richard Manuel would so clearly dominate the group’s sound. It featured his final compositions (“Sleeping” and “Just Another Whistle Stop” co-authored with Robertson) and was a prominent stage for his grieving falsetto and smooth baritone. The lyrics were darker, more threatening, and there was more emphasis on soloing rather than ensemble singing, but at this point, the changes were all for the better.</p>

<p>Next to “Whispering Pines” and the live version of “King Harvest (Will Surely Come),” “Sleeping” is one of Manuel’s finest turns at the mike. His voice is velvet, as if he’s exhaling after an exhilarating experience. If Manuel couldn’t find peace on earth, at least he still felt comfort in his dreams: “The storm is passed, there’s peace at last. I’ll spend my whole life sleeping. Now there’s not a sound, no one to be found, anywhere. The shepherd and his sheep, will wind you to sleep. Where else on earth would you wanna go? To a land of wonder, when you go under. Why would we want to come back at all?” Robertson tears off an economical solo that builds to a screaming attack as the rest of The Band rumbles like a musical mad train speeding through a daydream.</p>

<p>Manuel’s surprise performance is “The Shape I’m In,” in which he shows crooners can sing up-tempo rockers too. He sings with fervor, as if he knows the lyrics mirror his own life: “Out of nine lives, I spent seven, now how in the world do you get to heaven? Oh, you don’t know the shape I’m in.” With Manuel shifting over to clavinet instead of his usual percussive piano, the music is carried by Levon’s lashing beat and Danko’s thick bass thumps. The Band weren’t known for their dance tunes, but “The Shape I’m In” will make you bob your head and stamp your feet. Besides, you have to smile at any song that rhymes “ruckus” with “shuck us.” </p>

<p>Manuel goes to Bible class in “Daniel and the Scared Harp,” a tale of avarice. Levon serves as narrator for tune, which is as pointed as an episode of “Davey and Goliath,” but makes up for it with some savvy sawing from Danko on the fiddle (what, no harp?) and his complimentary burping bass. </p>

<p>Danko sounds appropriately petrified on the title track, his only lead vocal on the album. He joins Manuel on the punchy “Time To Kill.” The two singers trade more quips than Hope and Crosby in one of their road pictures. If ever there was a Band song that could be called cute, this is it, but the playful nature of the lyrics works because Richard and Rick sound as natural as two guys sipping a couple of beers and bragging about their girlfriends. </p>

<p>If you want a glimpse at how versatile The Band could be, look no further than “Strawberry Wine,” the opening track Helm co-authored with Robertson. A Saturday night barn dance knee-slapper, it was recorded in one take with Richard Manuel on drums. Manuel’s unorthodox, slap-at-it-anyway-you can style of drumming, gives the song the reckless abandon it needs. Hudson squeezes out some hillbilly/Swiss coloring on accordion and Helm and Robertson prop up the rhythm on guitars, but it’s Danko who does the soloing, popping out bass lines like a pea-pickin’ Larry Graham. Levon is in full redneck, twangin’ out his devotion to a no-good buddy: “I would try my fanger (finger), and I would try my hand, at any fool game in this man’s land. But don’t you go talkin’ ‘bout this-here friend of mine. I ain’t never been let down, and you’d be wastin’ time.”</p>

<p>The Band were master magicians at giving their audience pleasant and unexpected surprises, and Helm’s tender vocal on the spare “All La Glory” is a key example. Helm scores as well in Manuel’s territory as Manuel did singing the rockin’ “The Shape I’m In.” Helm’s wizened vocal is wrapped around a lullaby arrangement, buttered by soft asides from Manuel on organ that paint Levon in the guise of a backwoods Burl Ives or a musical Wilfred Brimley, (although he’s far less cranky). It’s definitely cryin’ time material for anybody with young children.</p>

<p>The group members were also experts at leaving a good impression by ending an album with a memorable song. “The Rumor” compacts many of their strong points: all three singers get a few lines to vocalize, with Manuel raising the bar each time he enters until he sounds like a minister who’s just been tapped on the shoulder by God and now knows the secret of life. Danko’s gutty bass introduces the wistful arrangement, with Manuel chording delicately on piano, Robertson adding a terse solo and Honey Boy Hudson blessing it all on organ. When Manuel reaches for – and hits – his final notes, you’ll feel cleansed. </p>

<p>The back story of “Stagefright” involved the different mixes by engineers Todd Rundgren and Glyn Johns. After listening to Rundgren’s rougher, more raw mix, the group chose to release Johns’ richer mix.  </p>

<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004W50Y/w3pgcoffeeroomss"><strong>Cahoots</strong> (4 out of 5 stars)</a></p>

<p>If you need a point of reference where things started to go wrong for The Band, 1971’s “Cahoots” is it. It remains one of my favorite albums, despite a few very surprisingly uneven spots, but the division of labor is telling. Richard Manuel’s immersion in Grand Marnier coincided with his talent as a songwriter drying up; he would never write a song for The Band again. As a result, Robbie Robertson took on the role of chief songwriter at a time when he was also running low on ideas, relying on the group’s fall back crutch of  adapting a Dylan song and taking some of the heat off of the group by adding guest artists, in this case Allen Toussaint and Van Morrison. All three singers were rapidly becoming party zombies, which would put a crimp in anyone’s recording process. Although their voices were still strong, there were fewer tunes featuring The Band’s trademark homespun harmonies, a sure sign their brotherhood was crumbling.</p>

<p>Toussaint’s brand of feel-good New Orleans party music makes its presence known in the lead track, “Life Is A Carnival.” The celebratory horns prop up the three singer’s harmonies and dance with Robertson’s hoochy-coochie guitar lick. But the real star is the vocal interplay, and Robertson’s astute observations that compare life to a side show: “You can walk on the water, drown in the sand, you can fly off a mountaintop if anybody can. Fly away, fly away – it’s the restless age, look away, look away, you can turn the page. Hey buddy, would you like to buy a watch real cheap, here on the street? I got six on each arm and tow more around my feet. Life is a carnival – believe it or not. Life is a carnival – two bits a shot.” The working relationship the group established with Toussaint not only produced the album’s most radio friendly cut, it also laid the groundwork for the master of horn charts to serve a major role on their next album.</p>

<p>The trio of singers were all in the studio at the same time to record “Shootout In Chinatown.” The lyrics, about the Chinese underworld in San Francisco would be considered non P.C. today, but it’s a treat to hear the three tiered harmonies (“Streets were wide open, till the break of dawn, was ‘Frisco in it’s heyday”) followed by Richard poking in with whispered asides (“Imported from Hong Kong.”). And Hudson gets flourishes on the keys, recreating the traditional background music of Chinatown.</p>

<p>Toussaint’s horn charts tightened “Life Is A Carnival”’s arrangement; Van Morrison’s contribution to “4% Pantomime” turned it into one of the sloppiest, most spontaneous and joyful songs The Band ever recorded. A throwback to the juke joint rambles the group performed as Levon and The Hawks, 4% Pantomime” tells the story of a drunken poker-playing get together between “The Belfast Cowboy” (Morrison’s inner party boy) and “Richard,” who never acquired or needed an alternate party persona. (He was the party.) The coupling of the hard-drinking Irishman and the major-league self-abusing Manuel had all the earmarks of a disaster – especially when the tape began rolling and it was obvious most of the singers – and the players – had already taken the song’s party atmosphere to heart. But the booze only fueled Morrison’s ability to roar like the King of the recording booth, and Manuel, spurred on by Morrison’s competitiveness, out sings him while pounding the piano like another Richard -- Little Richard. The others may well be in awe in the background, but add brilliant touches. When Manuel laments the loss of a bottle of Johnny Walker Red, (“And smashed it on a rock and wept…”) Levon apes the sound of a crashing bottle on his cymbal; and as the party fades out, there’s Honey Boy Hudson, sweetening the final chords on organ.</p>

<p>The group’s cover of “When I Paint My Masterpiece” is anything but. Accordions should be banned from use in any situations relating to music except Italian weddings. Hudson’s Parisian squeezing and Levon’s reverent delivery aside, this is a Dylan dog. I know The Band always felt they owed Bob a debt for hiring them and hanging out with him in his basement, but I‘ve always felt the man with the bad adenoids held them back, and this is proof. Sometimes even great lyricists overload their songs with too many hard to fathom syllables. The only thing that would make this any worse is an appearance by Bobby Zimmerman himself.</p>

<p>Richard Manuel’s main strength was as a balladeer, although “The Shape I’m In” showed he had the ability to keep his baritone on track at a faster tempo. “Last of The Blacksmiths” is something else altogether, an obscure, preachy, finger-pointing indictment about machines taking the humanity out of mankind: “Have mercy, cried the blacksmith, how you gonna replace human hands? Found guilty, said the judge, for not being in demand.” Manuel’s rich and desperate tone counteracts the otherwise obtuse meaning of the rest of the lyrics, and Hudson’s instrumental break adds a downright sinister tone. Not one of the group’s shining moments, but thanks to their conviction and commitment, it deserves to be heard. Manuel returns to his trademark vocal ache on the ballad “The Moon Struck One,” the tale of a trio of young friends that ends tragically. The way Manuel drops his voice at the end of each verse is a seminar on how to draw more emotion from a lyric.</p>

<p>Rick Danko, the group’s forgotten vocalist, pulls duty on the playful “Thinkin’ Out Loud,” and another environmental soapbox platform, “Where Do We Go From Here?” which laments the loss of the American eagle, the buffalo and the railway. Robertson later said he regretted not spending more time on the song’s structure, but it sounds complete to me. The strong harmonies between Manuel, Helm and Danko, (even if they are only singing “La, la, la”), show the depth of their abilities to work as a team and make what might have been an average song sound like an anthem. </p>

<p>Danko’s Buddy Holly hiccup delivery serves him best in “Volcano,” in which Robertson’s narrator, playing the role of a horny country boy,  let’s his mischievous spirit run amuck: “I’d be your bushwhacker, even be your highjacker, keep your candle burning bright. When we cross that railroad track, there’ll be no turning back, come tread softly through the night.” Hudson adds a lascivious sax solo and Robertson bursts in and out with teasing solos. A good-natured goof, it’s one of the few songs to effectively use the word “bushwhacker.” </p>

<p>If “Stagefright” was Manuel’s album, then “Cahoots” is Levon’s. He’s saddled with the lead on the D list Dylan junk art “When I Paint My Masterpiece,” but boosts the legitimacy of the antebellum cotton pickin’ imagery in “River Hymn”’ through his twang alone. Robertson’s lyrics may lay it on as thick as a ce-ment pond full of grits, but Levon’s down-home delivery is full of a genuine appreciation of the God-fearing, church on Sundays lifestyle and respect for the life giving powers of the river. “River Hymn” serves as a reverent ending that shows The Band still knew how to tell a story.</p>

<p>Levon’s signature tune on “Cahoots” is the unnerving “Smoke Signal,” Robertson’s strongest, most coherent composition on the album that uses the old west settler’s fear of the Indians to parallel present day paranoia. Levon let’s his Arkansas accent loose, snapping out the lyrics like John Brown rallying the abolitionists:  “Went to the movie matinee, to see the blue coats try to git away, from a smoke signal (above the trees), a smoke signal (shiftin’ in the breeze). Some folks think it’s make believe, other folks ain’t so naive, about a smoke signal (can see it comin’), a smoke signal (hear the drums drummin’). You don’t believe what you read in the paper, you don’t believe the stranger at your door. You don’t believe what you hear from your neighbor, your neighborhood ain’t even there no more.” Richard Manuel pounds and slaps at the drums like a renegade on the warpath as Hudson dances on the keys as if he was a madman with a hotfoot, while Robertson fires off laser gun solos. It’s an eerie, apocalyptic tune that’s worth price of sitting through “When I Paint My Masterpiece” to get to.</p>

<p>By the end of 1971, Robertson knew his creative well was dry. The group was often impatient or listless in the studio anyway. But on stage they never failed to give a good account of their catalogue. So why not record a few live shows on the most festive night of the year (New Year’s Eve, in case your guessing) and satisfy their record contract at the same time? The result was…</p>

<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005B4GB/w3pgcoffeeroomss"><strong>Rock of Ages</strong></a><br />
Original CD Release (4 ½ out of 5 stars)<br />
Remastered version with Bob Dylan’s Intrusion (3 ½ out of 5)</p>

<p>To flesh out the group’s sound, Robbie Robertson contacted Allen Toussaint to write out some horn charts. Toussaint took his responsibilities seriously, hiring five of New York’s premier horn men, Howard Johnson, Snooky Young, Earl McIntyre, J.D. Parron and Joe Farrell. The result was like throwing gasoline on a brush fire…The tunes burned with a newfound passion.</p>

<p>The group stuck with its tried and true stage show, adding a few twists. There were two covers included in the set both sung by Levon, the opener, Marvin Gaye’s “Don’t Do It,” and the closer, Chuck Willis’, “I Don’t Want to Hang Up My Rock and Roll Shoes.” (The remastered version of the CD includes a cover of the 4 Tops’ “Loving You Is Sweeter Than Ever” sung by Danko.) “Don’t Do It” begins with Danko’s robust stretching of his fretless bass and windy bursts from the horn section. Richard Manuel punishes the keys like Jerry Lee Lewis trying to break into a girl’s school, and Robertson revs up a blistering guitar solo. Manuel pounds out a spirited solo during his give and take with the horn section during “Rock and Roll Shoes” as the horns punctuate Levon’s battle cry: “No…NO…NO! I don’t want to, hang up my rock and roll shoes. My feet start-a-movin’ every time I hear the blues.” </p>

<p>Toussaint’s assertive horn section even covers classic songs with a fresh coat of paint. “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down” is introduced with a lone trumpet solo that recalls a soldier blowing taps at sunset, apt imagery given the song’s subject matter. Helm gives one of his most stirring performances, nearly growling during the choruses as the horns crest, spurring him on. As the only true southerner in a group, Helm about the hardships below the Mason-Dixon, having lived through many of them. Helm hot wires his emotions into the song’s tragic “Gone With Wind” plot.  I acknowledged the brilliance of the song before I heard the live version (and Joan Baez’s 4-F version), but couldn’t visualize the character’s suffering. After hearing it on “Rock Of Ages” even I was convinced the South got a raw deal during Reconstruction. </p>

<p>Before Levon can exhale, Richard Manuel glides in with the first line of “Across The Great Divide.” Manuel gets involved in his performance as well, jabbing vocally with the rise and fall of the horn section, regulating his voice with surprise when he sings, “Now tell me hon, whatcha done with the gun?” The applause for the “Dixie/Divide” medley is deafening and well deserved.</p>

<p>Manuel’s peak performance is “King Harvest (Is Surely Come),” originally the concluding gem from “The Band” album. It seems unlikely that there could be any improvement on the original, but the moment Manuel launches into his vocal, the words issuing from his lips as if his throat was laced with hot lead, its obvious Richard is in the moment. The way he delivers the lines “Last year this time, it wasn’t no joke, my whole barn went up in smoke!” will leave you believing he lived a previous life as an indigent farmer. Matching Manuel’s passion, Robertson song ending guitar solo smolders, burns then explodes as he flays at the strings. If you ever doubted why this group was called The Band, listen to this.</p>

<p>Thanks to Toussaint’s horn army, many other familiar tunes receive a jolt of energy. Manuel sounds a little off his game at the beginning of “The Shape I’m In,” but soon falls in line and is barking out the lyrics with been-there believability; “Life Is A Carnival” is worth the price of admission when the horns cloak it in Barnum and Bailey grandeur; and the previously whiney “Caledonia Mission” bursts with confidence. </p>

<p>Rick Danko’s boyish pleading in “Unfaithful Servant” injects the tune with raw emotion and Garth Hudson’s reedy solo conjures up pictures of ostentatious parlors and bustles, while Robertson adds to the tension with one of his more expressive solos. Two other tunes, “Chest Fever,” and “W.S. Walcott’s Medicine Show” are so transformed by the infusion of the horn section that sound like new songs. “W.S.” was a slow funky hillbilly hayride on “Stagefright.” On “Rock Of Ages,” the horns poke and dance within the arrangement, coating the song with a festive feel. “Chest Fever” busts out of the blocks at nearly three times the speed of the original ponderous version on “Big Pink,” and is a great set up for the equally active “I Don’t Want to (Hang Up My Rock and Roll Shoes)” that follows.</p>

<p>The remastered version added a second CD that answered the question what happened to the live versions of “Rockin’ Chair,” “Upon On Cripple Creek,” “Lovin’ You Is Sweeter,” “I Shall Be Released,” and “Time To Kill?” They’re here. It doesn’t take a trained ear to figure out why some were of these takes were left out. Danko and Manuel get a little tangled up in “Time To Kill” momentarily tripping over Levon’s too-rapid beat and Danko flubs a line. “Up On Cripple Creek” is so sluggish it should have been called “Up On Crippled Creek.” Manuel’s normally velveteen voice is way off base when he makes his fist entrance during “The Rumor,” and Robertson claws out an inept solo, turning “The Rumor” into bad news. But one has to wonder why in the world Manuel is still trying to sing “I Shall Be Released” in the same impossible falsetto it was recorded in. It was a bad idea to do it that way in the studio (where you can do as many takes as it takes) because there was no way he could hit those notes on stage. Too bad the old Four Tops staple “Loving You Is Sweeter” was omitted; Danko gulps out a credible vocal and Helm’s back up is both brisk and ferocious (and louder than Danko’s, which may be a reason they soured on it ). The same can be said of “Rockin’ Chair;” in which Manuel gives a strong performance and the harmonies are solid.</p>

<p>As for the inclusion of Bob Dylan on the remastered version – somebody owes me 20 minutes of my life back. To have to sit through one Dylan foghorn fest is one thing, to hold back lunch through four tunes as he envelopes the crowd with his greased fart in the wind vocal chords warrants a Medal of Honor. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The guy’s a great songwriter, but his voice qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction. Play his music over a loud speaker in Iraq and our troops will be home on the next plane.</p>

<p>There are very few tunes that don’t work live, whether it’s an unwise tempo change or one of the singers’s temporarily drowning in the horns. I understand that Garth Hudson is the group’s overlooked MVP, but it’s bad enough that I had to sit through his eight minute impression of a mad monk at the keyboards whenever I saw The Band in concert – I shouldn’t have to do it in the comfort of my bedroom too, not when his wasted minutes could have been used for other tunes that were omitted altogether, such as one of the few live recordings of “Smoke Signal.”  </p>

<p>The release of the stellar live set “Rock of Ages” in 1972 was followed a year later by “Moondog Matinee.” The high quality of the performances masked the fact that The Band hadn’t produced any new material in four years. Rampant substance abuse had turned the musicians into car crashing, heroin snorting party animals who made more headlines in the police blotter than on stage. In order to rekindle the creative fires, Robertson decided it was time for a change of scenery…</p>

<p><br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005B4GA/w3pgcoffeeroomss"><strong>Northern Lights, Southern Cross</strong> (4 out of 5 stars)</a></p>

<p>The Band relocated to Malibu for their seventh album, setting up shop in Sammy Davis’ house. (The cool one was not in residence, babe.) Robertson’s muse returned, but Richard, Levon and Rick’s thirst for drugs and drink had been merely transported, rather than extinguished. When the group moved Manuel out of Davis’ pool house and into the studio, it took two days to remove the empty bottles of Grand Marnier.</p>

<p>Despite the distractions, the resultant album, 1975’s “Northern Lights, Southern Cross” was an astonishing comeback. Robertson employed some new studio tricks to freshen up the group’s sound. On past albums Manuel, Danko and Helm had recorded their vocals together. Now they were recorded separately. The company line was it gave the singers the chance to rehearse and hone their vocals, but it was as much a concession to their social schedules as anything else. Hudson also took advantage of the studio’s 24-tracks, layering his keyboards. Improved technology made the instruments and vocals sound crisp; but critics complained it removed the warm, woodsy sound of the group, making them sound less sincere and more mechanical. There were few complaints about the material, however. The grifters and drifters in Robertson’s new songs were as fully realized as Daniel and his sacred harp, Miss Bessie from Cripple Creek, or The Belfast Cowboy.</p>

<p>Robertson bent and reversed his guitar intro to “Forbidden Fruit” until it sounded like a Model T cranking up; the slow wind up serving as a metaphor for The Band’s music starting up again. When Levon struts onto the scene, he’s no longer the fun loving redneck of the past. Now he’s an experienced, somewhat jaded country boy trying to make it in the big city: “I am lonesome out on Times Square, haven’t got a dime, ain’t got a prayer…” Robertson’s guitar crackles and Levon’s sticks hit his snare like tobacco juice splattering against a steaming Georgia pavement, but the most noticeable difference in The Band’s sound is Hudson’s accompaniment. The creaky Lowry organ has been replaced by synthesizers and other keyboards that sound more modern and are mixed forward. </p>

<p>“Forbidden Fruit”s Sodom and Gomorrah storyline harkens back to Robertson’s descriptive songs on “Stagefright” and “The Band,” and serves notice that Robertson has regained his Aesop touch. The only negative about Robertson’s rebirthed creative process is that he seems to love “Forbidden Fruit’s” streetwise appeal so much he reuses the arrangement for “Ring Your Bell.” While Levon carries “the weight” of the vocals for “Forbidden Fruit;” the three singers trade lines on “Ring Your Bell.” It pulls fewer punches than it’s musical cousin “Forbidden Fruit,” portraying the boys as rebellious hot rodders (Richard: “Smoky bars and souped up cars”  Rick: “Where we drowned all sorrow,” Levon” Renegade woman, love me like there’s no tomorrow left to borrow.”)</p>

<p>Each of the singers is rewarded with a signature tune. For Richard, it’s “Hobo Jungle,” a piano occupied ballad that he wraps his still strapping baritone around like a warm fire. By most accounts Manuel was unaware of the effect of his voice; on “Hobo Jungle” it’s saturated with regret: “There was a chill that night, in the hobo jungle. Over the train yard lay a smooth coat of frost. And although nobody here knows where they’re going, at the very same time, nobody’s lost.”</p>

<p>Lascivious Levon takes on the role of the dapper party boy who loses “Ophelia,” but still appreciates the fun they’ve had together. The jump tune on an album of reflective material, “Ophelia” gets a boost from Robertson’s chicken picking and Hudson’s swing horns. Another upbeat track is “Jupiter Hollow,” which puts Levon and Richard together on the drums. The two percussionists provide a Clydesdale clip-clop beat that sets up Hudson’s whistling warm-breeze synthesizer, successfully framing Robertson’s fairy tale lyrics. </p>

<p>Rick Danko’s heartbreaking vocal on the “Rock of Ages” version of “Unfaithful Servant” proved that Rick could please, but with Richard and Levon around, he’d always be picking up the scraps. The tear-jerking “It Makes No Difference” is one of Danko’s finest moments as a lead singer. His voice strains with emotion, his heart breaking more and more with each syllable as he barely chokes back the tears: “It makes no difference, where I turn, I can’t get over you and the flame still burns. It makes no difference, night or day, the shadow never seems to fade away. And the sun don’t shine, anymore. And the rains fall down on my door.” Hudson’s lonesome sax, Manuel and Helm’s cascading vocals and Robertson’s trilling guitar add to the song’s forlorn mood, but its Danko’s wailing that makes a difference.</p>

<p>The tale of persecuted Cajuns who migrated to Canada, “Arcadian Driftwood” is the type of mini history lesson The Band excelled at. You can see the shattered battlefields of the Civil War and the shivering, huddled pioneers traipsing across the snowy plains. “Driftwood” draws from the group’s major strengths: Manuel and Helm trade lines in the verses, and Danko makes his contribution during the middle eight. Add Byron Berline on fiddle for authenticity and you’ve got a song that should be added to every curriculum in North America. Richard: “The war was over and the spirit was broken, the hills were smoking as the men withdrew. We stood on the cliffs and watched the ships, slowly sink into their rendezvous. Levon: They signed a treaty and our homes were taken, loved ones forsaken, they didn’t give a damn. Try to raise a family, end up the enemy, over what went down on the Plains of Abraham.”</p>

<p>The album peaks with “It Makes No Difference,” but the remaining two cuts (“Jupiter Hollow” and “Rags and Bones”) exhibit storybook charm. The shuffling “Rags and Bones” is a bit of a letdown. The rapid fire John Steinbeck imagery overlaps into the music, and becomes a mouthful for Manuel, who gives a credible performance, but might as well be reading the lyrics.</p>

<p>“Northern Lights, Southern Cross” was viewed as the group’s comeback. It ended up being the original band’s studio swansong. A grueling tour schedule sandwiched in between car wrecks, drunken jags and a concert canceling boating accident by Manuel slowly drained the musician’s enthusiasm. They stopped touring in 1976, winding up the first part of the group’s career in style with the well intentioned “Last Waltz” concert </p>

<p>The Band reunited in 1983, five years after its supposed “last waltz.” The most noticeable change in the group was the absence of Robertson. Helm had stated vehemently he’d never perform with Robertson again, because he felt Robertson had cheated the others out of writing credits, and thus, royalties. Earl Cate, Helm’s nephew, first took over on guitar and was an able if somewhat hesitant replacement. (He would soon give way to Jim Weider.) Another notable change was Richard Manuel. Manuel was strong, seemingly sober, and in fine voice. </p>

<p><em><strong>Personal aside</strong></em>…I had the pleasure of seeing The Band four times during their second career, (all without Robertson). At the first reunion concert Manuel was suave and smooth -- a well groomed fashion plate. He sang the majority of the songs and carried the performance, smiling and grinning at Danko and Helm. At the second concert the following year he was slightly disheveled, but still in good voice, although he sang fewer tunes. The last time I saw him in 1985 he looked and sounded haggard. His clothes were rumpled, he barely looked up from his piano and he sang only four songs, forgetting some of the words. A few months later, in the true tradition of “The show must go on,” The Band played a concert a week after Manuel had hung himself. Former Beach Boy Blondie Chaplin stood in for Manuel and a girthy Rick Danko, sweating profusely, took on the monumental task of singing most of the leads. Obviously still upset over Manuel’s death (although he was at the angry stage rather than the grieving stage), Levon Helm opened the concert with “When The Battle Is Over,” singing with the intensity of a preacher convinced his flock was going to hell. He attacked, rather than played the drums, and when the battle was over, he uncharacteristically hurled his drumsticks into the crowd, barely missing my slack-jawed expression. He managed a few more tunes, but for the most part, Helm sat off to the side of second drummer Randy Ciarlante’s riser, plucking the bass. My point is, throughout the rest of The Band’s existence, even though Manuel was replaced by old pal Stan Szelest (who promptly had a heart attack and died) and another Richard (Bell), Richard Manuel remained a prominent part of the group. </p>

<p>There were rumors the group would reenter the studio as far back as when Manuel was still alive. The group was able to lay down a few tracks in between gigs, but could never put aside enough time to record a proper album. Just before Manuel committed suicide he cited the group’s status as “an oldies act” as a contributing factor in his escalating depression. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00000336J/w3pgcoffeeroomss"><strong>Jericho</strong> (3 ½ out of 5 stars)</a></p>

<p>Seventeen years after “The Last Waltz,” The Band finally released “Jericho,” and it was well worth the wait. The only crime was that Manuel couldn’t make the trip in person. He was, however, there in spirit and on one of the album’s dozen tracks, the sleepy “Country Boy.” The slow pace of the song’s tempo and Manuel’s shaky, achy vocal further illustrate the late keyboard player’s slow decay. Although the performance bordered on pitiful, one unreleased Manuel track on the album was better than none at all. And Manuel’s influence was the focus of the previous track, the somber ballad “Too Soon Gone,” in which Danko sings a eulogy to Manuel’s memory without pointedly mentioning his name.</p>

<p>No one could take Manuel’s place at the mike, so Richard Bell took over on piano, with Danko and Helm splitting the vocals. Robertson had long since been replaced by Jim Weider, who took a while to find his own voice, but eventually fit the group’s roadhouse sound better than Robertson.</p>

<p>The energetic “Remedy” starts the album off, and it’s obvious from the first downbeat that the double drum combo of Helm and new recruit Randy Ciarlante is a new weapon in The Band arsenal. With Hudson’s overdubbed horns and Danko slapping at his bass, “Remedy” has the New Orleans bounce of one of Dr. John’s best bayou boogies.</p>

<p>“Jericho” remains strong with the second cut, a cover of Bob Dylan’s “Blind Willie McTell," which proves once again that babbling Bob’s songs are best sung by someone else. Danko and Helm trade vocals like telekinetic twins, with Danko’s boyish voice threatening to crack with emotion and Helm’s twang making him sound as battle tested tough as Stonewall Jackson.  Rick: “See them big plantations burning, can’t you hear the cracking of the whips? Smell that sweet magnolia blossom blooming, see the ghosts of the slavery ships.” Levon: Well I can hear them tribes a-moanin’, I can hear the undertaker’s bell. And I know one thing, nobody can sing, them blues like Blind Willie McTell.” The instrumental outro punctuates the new Band’s tight communication as Helm and Ciarlante crack at their kits, Wieder and Helm pluck their mandolins and Hudson’s sax becomes a wisp of smoke.</p>

<p>The majority of the album could nestle in with some of The Band’s best work. Although it may not be as life-changing as “The Band,” or “Stagefright,” “Jericho” outstrips “Music From Big Pink,” and “Islands,” and compared to the follow up, “High On The Hog,” it’s about eight spots up on the food chain. The group’s rendition of Muddy Waters’ “Same Thing” is a vast improvement on the original. Weider’s guitar licks sting like mad honey bees, while Helm and Ciarlante karate kick their kits. Playing independently of one another, the two drummers leave no empty spaces in the mix. (Are you listening Kreutzman/Hart?). “Same Thing” also has the unique facet of Helm’s double tracked vocal. Levon sings a line and a second Levon, recessed in the background, answers back. The affect gives “Same Thing” a surreal effect that’ll make you shiver. It’s Levon as a sexual boogey man.</p>

<p>As good a song writer as Bruce Springsteen is, he suffers from Dylanism – he can’t sing a lick, which is why groups like The Hollies and Manfred Mann have had such success with his songs. Springsteen sings like a man in bad need of an unplugging caloric…strain…strain…grunt. On “Jericho,” The Band takes Springsteen’s mushy “Atlantic City” and reorganizes it, putting the lead in Levon’s hands. Levon has the right amount of moxy in his voice to make you believe he’s an insider in the gambling world. Accordion notwithstanding, the relentless beat, classic chart-filling harmonies and woodsy mandolins make “Atlantic City” a good bet. The closer, “Blues Stay Away From Me,” is laconic but infinitely listenable. Levon, Rick and Randy Ciarlante saddle up to the slow, bumping arrangement like contented alley cats sitting on a fence after a fish dinner, and Hudson chips in with a relaxed sax solo. </p>

<p>Two other cuts, “Amazon – River of Dreams” and “Shine A Light” are a matter of taste and unlike anything The Band has done before. “Amazon,” sung by Rick Danko, would be at home on Stevie Wonder’s ergonomically appropriate “Secret of Plants” album. There are a lot of twittering birds and sounds of the jungle superimposed over a lengthy ode to the swamp lands of Brazil. “Shine A Light” has a heavy gospel influence, from Bell’s “say hallelujah” piano intro to Levon and Rick’s jubilant vocals. It’s worth a genuflection or two. </p>

<p>There are a couple of songs that back in the Robertson days wouldn’t have made the cut. “The Stuff You Gotta Watch” is stumbling Branson boogie, inoffensive, but beneath The Band, kinda like watching the legendary Nat King Cole sing “Cat Ballou” with Stubby Kaye. If you’re a legend, you don’t want to be singing with some anybody named Stubby. If you’re The Band, you don’t want to commit precious space to a broken down barroom jig. The title track harkens back to the strong imagery found in Robbie Robertson’s best; the plight of the southern miners is right up The Band’s coal chute. Musically, “Jericho” is as dead as a canary in coal mine. Given how locked in Levon had sounded on “Blind Willie McTell,” the previous cut, listening to the listless “Jericho” is like dropping into an unlit pit with only a few minutes of air.  As for “Move To Japan” -- it should have gone up with Hiroshima. It’s supposed to be a tribute to the Far East, but pokes a bit of nasty fun at Japan’s economic superiority. Top it off with the same faceless junk wagon beat as “The Stuff You Gotta Watch” and you’ve got another worthless barroom belter that will make you want to run yourself through with a Samurai sword. </p>

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<strong>Listen to the Band: The Rest of the Catalogue</strong></p>

<p>Music From Big Pink (3 out of 5 stars) was the best thing Eric Clapton had heard since the Beatles. I was impressed with “Big Pink” when it was first issued in 1968, but it hasn’t aged well. One reason is some of the songs were adapted for “Rock of Ages” and sound much better live with a horn section than in their original hayseed form, particularly “Chest Fever,” a draggy stomp, “Caledonia Mission,” in which Rick Danko comes off like an aw-shucks “Hee Haw” hayseed, and “Wheels On Fire,” done sans the horn section live, but at a more captivating freight train pace. You also get “The Weight,” and I’ll admit the reason I can’t listen to it anymore is because I’m in two bands that butcher the song no end. If you never heard the weighty five verse tale of Miss Fanny, Lucy, Crazy Chester and Jack his dog, it’s a keen example of Robertson’s talent for story telling, Helm’s dusty Tobacco Road delivery, and the group’s minimalist instrumentation. Manuel’s “We Can Talk About It” features a playful back and forth between Richard and Levon, and Dylan’s “I Shall Be Released” gets a sensitive reading from Manuel, the likes of which Dylan could never achieve. Manuel’s “In A Station,” gives an insider’s look into his personality – he’s the dreamer, all alone on a hill, thinking about a woman he’s lost through his own foolish behavior. It’s another underrated, emotional performance from a one-of-a-kind singer who could make a reading of the phone book sound like it had been scripted by Shelley or Keats. The album loses a bit of its luster when Robbie Robertson steps to the mike to wrap his sandy larynx around “Kingdom Come” – there’s a reason you’ve got three singers, Robbie, use ‘em. The boys were smart enough not to let Robertson back in the booth until “Islands,” his last album with the group. The traditional “Long Black Veil” and Manuel’s “Lonesome Susie” are lifeless road kill best left in the practice pile. “Big Pink” is creaky, with the country-Americana influence thick as a homemade Johnny Cake in spots, but it can also thrill. And if you buy the remstered version, which was released on 2003, you nine extras tracks and outtakes spotlighting Manuel in his prime.</p>

<p>After the underrated “Cahoots,” and the energetic “Rock Of Ages,” it became clear to Robbie Robertson that The Band was in trouble. Despite their homespun image, Rick Danko and Levon Helm were doing the junkie nod during recording sessions, while Manuel missed sessions altogether -- and when he showed he was gob smacked. When your front men are junkies or alcoholics, your songwriter is out of ideas, and everyone’s tired from the album-tour-album syndrome, you can either pack it in, take an extended hiatus or have some fun. Robertson suggested the group take a stab at the type of material they used to do in the early 60s as Levon and the Hawks. The result, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005B4G9/w3pgcoffeeroomss">Moondog Matinee (3 ½ out of 5 stars)</a>, is the odd duck in their catalogue, populated by country weepers, Chuck Berry rockers, and side-splitting novelty tunes, but this duck sure can fly. </p>

<p>Everybody gets a chance to shine, including the monk-like Garth Hudson, who contributes a Tin Pan Alley variation on “The Third Man Theme.” Manuel’s natural talent for Ray Charles-crooning comes to the fore in “Share Your Love” and the group plays off the irony of Richard’s sloshed image with “Saved,” a temperance rocker in which Manuel claims “I’m saved, oh I’m saved. People let me tell you about kingdom come. I’m saved, oh I’m saved, and I’m gonna preach it until your deaf and dumb. I’m in the soul saving army, beating on the big bass drum.” Manuel may have been lying about his sobriety, but when he and Helm whack at the skins, you’ll be praisin’ Jesus for their sense of rhythm. Rick Danko delivers a vocal on Allen Toussaint’s “Holy Cow” that’s so polished many people swore it was Manuel when they heard it (yours truly included). The chooglin’ medium paced R & B numbers fit Levon like a sharkskin suit on a pimp – very smoothly. Altering Helm’s voice to sound like a Cylon Bullfrog in “Ain’t Got No Home,” let’s the listener know that not everything The Band does has to have a deep meaning.  Helm and the boys scratch out a signature tune with their version of “Mystery Train,” which speeds along at a station-hopping pace, thanks to the addition of former Mothers of Invention drummer Billy Mundi playing alongside Manuel. The remastered version of the album is even better than the original with five outtakes, including an intriguing run through of “Shakin’” that benefits from Levon’s grunts as he punishes his drums, and Hudson’s fruity experimenting. If you want to hear The Band having fun, pick this up, dog.  </p>

<p>In 1976, tired and hung over, The Band (and Robertson in particular), announced they’d had enough of the road and of each other. Helm disagreed, but went along with the idea of a grande finale concert. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000C23IG/w3pgcoffeeroomss">The Last Waltz (2 out of 5 stars)</a> was their sloppy swansong. It was filmed by Martin Scorsese, who knew how to make great gangster movies but had no clue how to film a rock band. Because Robertson brought him on board, it was Robbie front and center throughout. Except for some brief cameos and an embarrassing inebriated interview, you’d never know Richard Manuel was a member of The Band. By now Helm was already chaffing under the knowledge that Robertson was making a mint by claiming to be the sole writer of the majority of their catalogue. He was further irritated at Robertson’s initial refusal to let Muddy Waters perform, while Neil Diamond, who’s album Robertson was producing, was allowed to hawk a new song. When he saw how many close ups the non-singing Robertson got compared to himself, Danko, and Manuel, he fumed, pointing out in interviews that the tone deaf guitarist was singing into a dead mike. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000C23IG/w3pgcoffeeroomss">“The Last Waltz”</a> is a grab bag of good, bad and inebriated performances. Paul Butterfield’s lone contribution, “Mystery Train,” explodes with raw power as Butter blows the harp with conviction. (Unfortunately Butterfield is barely shown in the film.) Van Morrison vamps out a crowd-pleasing “Caravan;” Muddy Waters gives one of his last great performances with “Mannish Boy,” virtual unknown songwriter Bobby Charles (writer of “See You Later Alligator”) struts with the help of Levon and Dr. John on vocals with Rick Danko manning the fiddle on his go-timey tune “Down South In New Orleans,” and virtually everything Levon sings, especially “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down,” and “Ophelia,” is presented with vibrance and the knowledge he may never sing these songs again. (Levon’s performances were so dead on he was one of the few performers who didn’t have to go back into the studio to fix his vocal). On the other hand, Bob Dylan continues to sing like he’s passing the entire Band through his nostrils, Neil Young is hopeless during “Helpless” (despite Joni Mitchell’s unwarranted warbling) and the Lady of the Canyon herself raps through an out of place “Coyote,” which has all the appeal of a flea bitten scavenger, despite The Band’s ability to adapt to her bee bop buffoonery. <br />
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Robertson was forced to raid the vaults in order to complete the group’s final album, 1977’s <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004W3L2/w3pgcoffeeroomss">Islands (3 out of 5 stars)</a>. Helm was feuding with the guitarist and erstwhile plotting his revenge by organizing the RCO All-Stars for his first solo effort. (The All-Stars were comprised of Paul Butterfield, Booker T. Jones, Duck Dunn, Dr. John and Fred Carter, Jr. and proved to be a formidable if not short lived group that turned Helm’s first record into the best Band solo effort.) Danko and Manuel were available when conscious, but Robertson, desperate to move on, interspersed current recordings with tracks from as far back as 1972 in order to fulfill the group’s contract. Helm only gets two leads and one is a cover, although a biting, leering one. His cock-sure vocal matches Manuel’s pounding piano and Robertson’s biting guitar break in “Ain’t That A Lot Of Love,” and he gets the last laugh in the bouncy oompah arrangement of “Livin’ In A Dream,” which benefits from his twang: “I’m gonna buy, buy, buy you a sheepskin coat. I’m gonna strang (string) red rubies ‘round your throat. Gentle down stream I will row your boat, ‘cause you know where only livin’ in a dream.” Danko shows vocal prowess in the sexist “Streetwalker,” which gets real interesting when Garth Hudson throws down a dirt sax solo that’ll leave you wanting to take a shower. Unable to leave well enough alone, Robertson takes only his second lead vocal on “Knockin’ Lost John,” a tale of the Depression made more so by the guitar player’s Tom Waits school of sandpaper singing. Richard Manuel, by now a pixilated shell of himself, tries too hard to imitate the grandeur of Ray Charles’ version of “Georgia On My Mind.” If fans didn’t know that The Band’s most talented singer had damaged his vocal chords with staggering amounts of alcohol, this strained, tough to endure version was proof. (Even Manuel said “I over sang it.”) Manuel used to be able to elicit a wide variety of heartbreaking emotions with his voice. Now all he could elicit was pity – and it came from his audience who mourned his lost talent. But even an incapacitated Richard Manuel was better than most singers. He proves it by turning the otherwise boring prom music of “Right As Rain” into a tolerable opener and by wringing out the last bit of genuine emotion from his voice in “Let The Night Fall.” Because of a dearth of material, Robertson was forced to include the title track, a hillbilly sym-phony, and “Christmas Must Be Tonight,” a retelling of the birth of the boy in the manger that was so banal it could have served as recruitment song for The Sons of Satan cult. The album was released in March, a little late to jump on the Xmas bandwagon.    </p>

<p>Two out of the trio of Robertson-less reunion albums fared well. “Jericho” (see above) was a triumph that returned The Band to prominence and proved that without Manuel’s mellifluous voice and Robertson’s short stories they were still a Band…The Band. High On The Hog (2 out of 5 stars) was The Band’s low point. They were just about out of useable Manuel outtakes, and made the mistake of including of using a staggeringly bad low-fi recording of Manuel slogging his way through “She Knows.” After one listen you’ll know why it wasn’t meant to be released. “Hog” starts out with promise, leading off with “Stand Up,” a reaffirming rocker with a punchy Helm vocal. A reworked and polished “Going Back To Memphis” (which the group had been rehearsing since “Moondog Matinee”), displays laid-back Southern charm. It’s the group’s cover of En Vogue’s “Free Your Mind,” yes, En Vogue, that shocks and shines. A more unlikely match could hardly be made, especially when Levon starts twangin; about “hip hop clothes” and “ringin’ his buy before he’s through.” Helm sounds angry enough to chew through a gold record. Ironically it’s his angry tone that makes their version work. Garth Hudson gets real jiggy on the synthesizer, darting about like Flavor Flav with a live time bomb hanging from his neck. A synthesized bass and some funky horn breaks (again supplied by Mr. Soul, Garth Hudson) match up well with Helm’s clipped hillbilly vocal, and Levon and second drummer Rick Ciarlante create more percussive pop than a squad of police shooting at a Tupac target. This is The Band. They ain’t supposed to be this side of Sly Stone funky, but they are. It’s hard to top “Free Your Mind,” and for once, The Band couldn’t. Although a lazy stab at J.J. Cale’s “Crazy Mama” (which in itself was pleasantly sleepy) with Levon on bass is worth a few spins, the rest of “High on the Hog” is slop.</p>

<p>Despite Helm’s obvious throat problems, 1998’s <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00000AFDS/w3pgcoffeeroomss">Jubilation (3 ½ stars out of 5)</a>, was an even more appropriate coda to the group’s career than “The Last Waltz.” There was a festive mood to the album, which was buttressed by guests Eric Clapton, Bobby Charles, Tom “Bones” Malone and Band kin Ann Helm and Maude Hudson. Unlike their other reunion albums, “Jubilation” was comprised of original tunes rather than covers. Because of the onset of throat cancer, Helm’s voice was as rough as sandpaper in the Sahara, but he still had enough grit to turn “Kentucky Downpour” into a deluge of Stax soul, and his hoarse lived-in lead croak makes you believe the “Last Train To Memphis” is indeed pullin’ out of the station for the last time. Many of the song’s display the type of well thought out descriptive imagery missing since “Northern Lights, Southern Cross.”  In “Don’t Wait,” Helm croaks: “I’ve known high times more than once, now I stick mainly to honky tonks. And I’ve known danger and I’ve known defeat, I’ve seen whole generations fall to sleep. I’ve danced with angels, I’ve drunk my fill, I’ve talked with God out on the hill.” In the optimistic “High Cotton,” Rick Danko comes to the realization his life’s been a lot better than he thought; “There’s a hundred lucky lady bugs landin’ everywhere I see, I won a million dollars for a dollar in the lottery. My best friend C.W. is due, he beat every charge that the police threw, I’m in high cotton, I’ve forgotten that I’ve had the blues. I’m in high cotton, yes I’m in high cotton, soft and white as the clouds. I’m high cotton, the popcorn’s poppin’, ain’t no stopping me now.” Because of Helm’s affliction, Danko was forced to take on the lion’s share of the material – it would have been great to hear Levon take on the “Willie And The Hand Jive” beat of “Spirit Of The Dance,” but Danko’s vocal is fearless and fun.</p>

<p><strong>And The Band Played On…</strong></p>

<p>On March 4, 1986, after a good natured talk with Levon Helm about music and movies,  Richard Manuel went back to his hotel room, consumed yet another bottle of Grand Marnier, tossed a rope over the shower rod and hung himself. His depression over life on the road, the group’s shrinking concert venues, and most certainly the liquor he’d consumed were major factors. Both Helm and Manuel’s wife, Arlie, claimed that Manuel had changed his mind in mid-act, but it was too late and his hangman’s knot was too effective. The Band played on, but now they were like a souped up Chevy with a clogged valve, still fast, occasionally brilliant, but equally prone to sputtering out.</p>

<p>The Band lost its second founding member on December 10, 1999, when Rick Danko died in his sleep, reportedly from heart failure. Having seen Rick Danko’s transformation from a young rake to huffing Michelin Man, it was obvious from the rivers of sweat he was issuing that he was pushing his abused body way too hard on stage. The irony was his death came at a time when he was said to be sober.</p>

<p>With two out of three voices stilled, The Band ceased to exist. Fans hoped in vain that Levon Helm would remove the pick axe he’d buried in Robbie Robertson’s back decades before, but if anything, Levon is a man of his word. He swore after The Last Waltz that he’d never speak to Robertson again, and so far, he hasn’t. </p>

<p>Robertson recorded two highly acclaimed solo albums, 1987s self-title debut and “Storyville.” His first solo effort was a success in spite of itself. Robertson croaked his way through nine tunes, but had plenty of vocal help from Bono (not Sonny), the BoDeans and Peter Gabriel. The half-rapped “Showdown at Big Sky,” the BoDean dominated “Somewhere Down the Crazy River,” and “Fallen Angel,” a tribute to Richard Manuel, were hot on the airwaves. Having Rod Stewart pluck “Broken Arrow” from the pile and turn it into a hit didn’t hurt sales either. “Storyville” set Robertson in a New Orleans mode, and “Go Back to the Woods,” his collaboration with Bruce Hornsby, made the top 50. After that, Robertson went the way of artistic hubris – he thought his fan base was so solid that he could release any esoteric drivel and folks would buy it. His duo of Native American influenced albums, 1994’s “Music for the Native Americans” and 1998’s “Contact From the Underworld of Redboy” were scalped by critics and sold poorly.</p>

<p>Garth “Honey Boy” Hudson remained the group’s diplomat, appearing on everyone else’s solo works. He released his own album, The Sea To the North, in 2001, formed a 12-piece orchestra for giggles and teamed up with his wife, Maud.</p>

<p>During The Band’s hiatus and subsequent resurrection, Helm tried his hand at acting. He received well deserved acclaim for his pivotal roles in “Coal Miner’s Daughter” (as Loretta Lynn’s father) and “The Right Stuff,” playing pioneering test pilot Jack Ridley. The most prolific artist in the group, Helm has released five solo albums, including this year’s “Dirt Farmer,” a collection of recordings from his youth. He’s also engineered a series of “Midnight Rambles” at his home in Woodstock, New York. The rambles are loose jam sessions with Helm, his band, and neighborhood musicians in the tradition of the traveling medicine shows that cris-crossed the South.</p>

<p>Helm’s post Band story may be the most colorful, if not the most inspirational. Stricken with throat cancer during the recording of “Jubilee,” Helm endured years of strength-sapping chemo, losing his strong twang. He was silent, content to lay down the beat and hesitantly add background vocals for nearly ten years. Miraculously, Helm’s voice has returned to nearly full strength in recent years. </p>

<p>They may have played their last waltz decades ago, but there’s still only one group with the talent and the unique woodsy sound that could call itself <em>THE BAND</em>…  </p>]]>
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<p>Dawg! Randy Jackson, the nice (and coherent) “American Idol” judge has gathered together semi-successful alumni from the show along with established artists and produced “Music Club Vol. 1,” the debut collection in what promises to be a series of eclectic showcases to come.</p>

<p>Paula Abdul, Randy’s often confused cohort on the show, is electrifying in “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow.” Paula’s voice has been processed -- no problem, she’s been accused of this her entire career. She’s less chipmunky than in her million-selling heyday, which makes for a refreshing listen. Her vocal is mechanical, staccato, and the heavy footed bass drum dominates, but it’s all a calculated fit. Welcome back to the hit factory, Paula. “All I wanna do is stay right here on the floor get lost in the night and dance like there’s no tomorrow.”<br />
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<![CDATA[<p>British soul singer Joss Stone has been nominated for four Grammy Awards and has sung with the likes of Stevie Wonder, the Stones and the late James Brown. She shows she’s got a grasp of da funk in “Just Walk On By.” The keyboards take on the role of a horn section and there’s programmed syncopated clapping to inspire the feet. Despite her yute (she’s 19), Stone’s throaty voice has a healthy dose of Mariah Carey’s sexy come on with attitude. This borrows part of “Walk on By,” made famous by Dionne Warwick -- is that legal? Guess it is, as long as composers Burt Bacharach and Hal David get paid.</p>

<p><em>Michael says: Joss is gutsy and sounds confident and seasoned. I like it Joss, I like it very much.</em></p>

<p>“What Am I So Afraid Of,” featuring one hit wonder Trisha Covington (“Why You Wanna Play Me Out?”), Keke Wyatt and Kiley Dean is part hip hop country with percussion straight from a bug zapper. Wyatt and Dean have made more headlines away from the mike than singing into it. “Soul Sista” Wyatt once tried to fillet her husband, and Dean has more cancelled albums on her resume than actual releases. That doesn’t bode well for this collaboration. Just when you’ve gotten used to the supercharged hillbilly hokum, you get a flourish of heavy-footed drums and a blast of Heavy metal guitar from the Winger school of obnoxious avalanche guitar. The singers may have R & B roots, but can’t navigate this forced mating of styles. </p>

<p>Michael says: <em>Be very afraid, because this is very, very wrong.</em></p>

<p>The Crunk Squad (featuring Ghostface Killah!) raps out “Like A.” Good God ya’ll, I just found out who Peter Frampton sold his talk box to. “Like AAAAAAA…Like AAAAA…” The talk box is a widespread guitar gizmo used by everyone from Jeff Beck to Foghat, but why mimic a voice when you can supposedly rap? And let’s get a ghost buster for Mr. Face, who speaks like he’s got a mouth full of Jello Pudding pops. I don’t expect a rapper to actually say something that makes sense, and Ghostface keeps the streak alive: “Yo’s a greedy chick…Now you out doin’ your thing, youse a greasy witch…I’m Ritchie Rich, I keep mad dollars runnin’ around.” </p>

<p>Michael says: <em>I know now what the “A” stands for – asinine.</em></p>

<p>Kelli Love is a modern day torch singer. If you want to know what Trish Covington could have sounded like if she had the right material, Love’s “Who’s Gonna Love You Now” is it (and I’m sure the title is pure coincidence). Kelli doesn’t do much to distinguish herself from the thousands of current pop singers that warble theme songs for CW Television. “Who’s Gonna Love You Now” is pleasant and non descript, but in Kelli’s defense, she doesn’t reach for vocal heights she can’t attain and he keeps the Mariah Carey-isms at a minimum. </p>

<p>Michael says: <em>Can the forced grunts Kelli, and I’ll give you more love.</em></p>

<p>“We’re gonna do this the Louisiana way,” Sam Moore (of Sam & Dave fame) proclaims in “Wang Dang Doodle,” a take on the old blues chestnut he sings with Keb Mo’ and Angie Stone. Keb Mo’ whips out his slide and cuts his guitar into melodic ribbons. Sly Sam still has the chops of a bedroom boogeyman and Angie Stone’s pleasingly soulful. When Keb gets his turn at the mike, his vocal is meaty and on point; he’s obviously the most at home of the trio and his modern blues packs a punch. Except for the strangled back up singers, this is a smooth, slick version as polished as simonized glass.</p>

<p>Michael says: <em>You can’t go wrong with Uncle Sam. Stick with the pros.</em></p>

<p>Van Hunt, John McLaughlin and Jason Mraz team up for “Something To Believe In.”<br />
This ain’t Patrick Moraz (too bad) or John McLaughlin (thank the Gods of music). This does, however, have a wall of guitars that nearly drowns out the singers during the chorus. Mraz has a warm set of pipes, although the cornball material doesn’t do it justice. This is Bryan Adams for the 21st Century, extravagant boy toy pop. Get out the syrup for these flapjacks. </p>

<p>Michael says: <em>One slick teen idol would have been enough. I want something to believe in, but it ain’t you guys.  </em></p>

<p>“Home,” by John Rich & Anthony Hamilton is modern country pop that gets strong support from an acoustic back up and regressed pedal steel. Rich, half of the country duo Big and Rich (get it?) has Kenny Loggins’ sweeping range mixed with the quaint delivery of Dan Fogelberg. Neo soul slinger Anthony Hamilton, who made a splash in 2003 with “Comin’ Where I’m From,” comes on waaaay to strong, not loud, just dramatic. Sorry bro,’ you’re out of your element. “Rich: Another winter day has come and gone away, even in Paris and Rome.  I wanna go home. Let me go home. Hamilton: And I’m surrounded by a million people I still feel alone, and I wanna go home. Oh, I miss you, you know.” A bit contrived (aren’t all songs about loneliness?), but Rich’s ease with redneck romance is tolerable.</p>

<p>Michael says: <em>Send