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November 20, 2005

December 23rd is Just Around the Corner

"A Festivus for the rest of us"

The Real Festivus

It's that time of year again. Time to put up the Festivus pole, air the grievances and engage in feats of strength.


The Holiday for the Rest of Us

Oh Festivus! (sung to the tine of O Canada)
Oh Festivus!
Our humble holiday.
With glowing hearts we see thy shining pole,
No tinsel there to distract our souls!
From far and wide,
Oh Festivus, to air grievances we’re free.
Thy feats of strength are glorious to me.
Frank Costanza, we tip our hats to thee.
Oh Festivus, we’ll pin you first, you’ll see.

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