Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear Said
"Are you Sure you took driver's ed.?"
"Laura, it must have been El Nino that made you shoot at Kristen."
"Wow, my dog had that exact hair color!"
From Katie Morosky~
"Roman, yes, it is true. I fell in love with John before I thought he was you. I even loved him when I thought he was Stefano."
"John, I promise I will never feel guilty again. The guilt is gone forever. Now come take me in the elevator... and the kitchen table... and etc."
"Laura is right, she's always right, what an incredible woman!"
"Every body with an Elvis tattoo standup!"
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