Top Ten Unsolved Mysteries of Salem
Posted by Orion on 2/26/98
10. What the hell is Abby looking at all the time when she's not saying her lines?
9. Is it pronounced Frah-nco or Fray-nco Kelly?
8. What ARE the secret ingredients in the famous Brady chowder?
7. Marlena's whale spout hair-do...just a bad hair day or alien homing device? The truth is out there!
6. Celeste's hair (always looks perfect and has such intense color...one might wonder if those are wigs she's wearing...hee
5. Austin's inability to enunciate and be coherent (what language is he speaking??? Klingon???)
4. Ever wonder why Shawn Brady sounds so much like the Lucky Charms Leprechaun??? Hmmmmmmm?????
3. Where the hell are Jonah and Wendy? Spontaneous combustion?
2. By any chance, was the Salem PD involved in the O.J. case?
And the number 1 Unsolved Mystery of Salem is....
1. Where was that worthless pool boy when Kristen...errr