Top Ten Mistakes Salemites Make When
10. Putting car in reverse and hitting ex-wife (with top down on the
convertible nonetheless...Austin might want to get his eyes checked???)
And the number 1 mistake Salemites make when driving is....
1. Forgetting that Johnny Angel's doesn't have drive-thru and accidentally plowing through the front doors of Ballistix!
10. Susan's "Priscilla" dress might scare the sheep
And the number one reason why Susan and Edmund should not get married....
1. They might want to look into sterilization first
The Top TenPredictions From Celeste
10. Jack will develop an unfortunate jaw disorder from his constant teeth
grinding. To make matters worse, he will go to Susan's dentist for help.
And the number 1 prediction from Celeste for 2000...
1. A tea shortage occurs in Salem and everyone is forced to drink Snapple and Tab. Kate begins to go into convulsions from tea deprivation and soon joins Victor at the rehab home. See everyone, there is such a thing as a happy ending....
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