1. Never EVER drink tea, 99.9% of the time it is drugged.
2. Never assume that someone is in a place where they will never be found.
They always are.
3. Never put yourself in a vulnerable position because your enemy is
dead. They are not dead, you idiot! They, of course, have miraculously survived.
4. If you want someone arrested find them yourself because the police
will only arrest someone if they are cornered and have already given up.
5. Good people are only evil people who haven’t been faced with complete
loss and desperation, trust no one...
6. Buying an unmarked, illegal gun never solves anything. Odds are it
really screws up your life.
7. NEVER leave the country!!! Your life, as screwed up as it is, always
gets even more screwed up if you leave the country.
8. If someone may be trying to kidnap you stay in public areas and never
go home alone, unless of course you rely on police escort which automatically means you're halfway to a secret
underground lair already.
9. If you are looking for someone who has been kidnapped concentrate
on islands or major European cities.
10. Never put your faith in a roadblock.
11. The police will never bring anyone in or have a valid lead.
12. Always carry a cell phone with a full battery, make sure EVERYBODY
has that number.
13. If you are waiting for important news don’t leave your home, a call
will be placed exactly 2 seconds after you leave.
14. Get everything out in the open, keep nothing from your friends and
everything from your enemies, knowledge is power, ya know...
15. Don’t trust anything that is said about someone else unless that
is the person you heard it from.
16. There is always a way out, always...
17. Bullets never kill so never assume they will.
18. An unrecovered body = a big surprise when he/she shows up one day.
19. Never trust an amnesiac.
20. Never resort to manipulation. It may work for a while but in the
end you'll probably end up face down in a pool! :)
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