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| Monday, May 28, 2001 Happy Memorial Day . . . . Chloe and Philip Tork are STILL driving around: Philip Tork: My Mom was really good to me when I was growing up. That’s why I’m such an exceptionally mature six-year-old. Chloe: Maybe I should stop cursing out my Mom, then. Wow, you’ve made me a better person. Philip Tork: That’s not saying a lot. Chloe: Maybe not, but isn’t it cool how it was pitch black when you started driving to the hospital and broad daylight now, but it’s sort of dawnish out by the river and at Jack and Jennifer’s house? MEANWHILE, Glen and Barb have snatched JT: Glen: I’m his Dad and he knows it. That’s why he’s crying hysterically. Barb: Are you sure this is the right baby? Glen: It says "Isaac" on the plot device, um, I mean, carseat. Never mind that I’ve seen Isaac and he doesn’t look much like JT. MEANWHILE, at the hospital: Stefano: Lexie loves me more than she loves you. Abe: Does not. Stefano: Does too. Abe: Does not. Stefano: Does too. Abe: Does not. Stefano: Does too. Abe: Does not. Stefano: Does too. Abe: Does not. Stefano: Does too. Abe: Does not. Stefano: Does too. Lexie: I don’t want to see either of you. I want to see Nancy because she overheard me talking about the baby switch. (Nancy comes over) I’ve been a pediatrician for years-- Nancy: I thought you only went through medical school recently. And I thought you were a surgeon at first. Lexie: Never mind that. Just remember that Isaac is NOT Hope’s son. Nancy/Abe: That was not at all suspicious. MEANWHILE, near the river: Bo: John, thank you for helping me look for my son. John: Well, it’s the least I could do seeing as I was the one who got Hope pregnant in the first place. Bo: (seeing Hope) What are you doing here? Hope: I decided I was tired of playing the helpless female. Bo: Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Hope: Thinking? Bo: I decided I was tired of playing the dumb male. MEANWHILE, at the home of the recently magnificent Deveraux family: Jack: I shouldn’t have left Abby and Jennifer alone to pick you up, but short of cloning myself-- Alice: That’s a bad idea. We still don’t know what happened to all of Stefano’s Marlena clones. Jennifer: I killed Hope’s baby. And now I’m lying on the floor shaking because I keep having flashbacks to the awful special effects they used to show him falling into the river. Alice: Don’t worry, dear. That baby is from Salem. You know how hard it is to kill someone from Salem. Jennifer: I’m going insane, just like my mother. She left me on a bus when I was younger than Abby-- Alice: See, Jennifer Rose? If the writers can remember history that old and work it into character and storyline, then miracles can happen. I’m sure we’ll find JT. End of Show |
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