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| Wednesday, May 23, 2001 Welcome to the first synopsis brought to you by a team of writers all of whom have useless college degrees. Line of the day goes to Mark Valley (former Jack Deveraux) for a 1996 interview: "Stefano might just get mad, really mad, and blow us all up in a big tank of cherry Jello and cool whip. It’ll be ugly." I had no idea that was a real spoiler. Stefano has blown up most of Salem: Stefano: I’ll feel responsible if Lexie dies. Rolf: Why? Just because you ordered the bomb that put her in the hospital planted? Stefano: Yes. And it’s even worse because she’s the only person who matters to me. Rolf: (coughing) Peter, Kristen, Elvis, Benjy . . . MEANWHILE, Philip Tork and Chloe are in the bombed-out Tuscany: Philip Tork: Are you okay? Chloe: Yes. Thank you for asking me as opposed to one of the people who’s lying on the ground moaning. Philip Tork: Let’s get away from them. Can you climb down mountains and hike five miles in those shoes? Chloe: Sure! See how none of the fancy dresses worn by the female leads got torn by the explosions? The shoes that match these dresses are slip-on spiked heels suitable for running marathons. MEANWHILE, Lexie has been hospitalized: Craig: It’s touch and go. Nurse: It must be that necklace. There are so many diamonds on it that the weight has damaged most of her internal organs! (in Lexie’s dream) Lexie: You can’t take Isaac from me! Look how well he points! He destined to get into MikeR’s Spoiler Companion every day! MEANWHILE, Belle and Shawn-not-Douglas are stuck in an elevator: Belle: If Bwady tries to rescue us, he might get killed. Shawn-not-Douglas: HOORAY! Bwady: (above) Don’t worry! I’ve taken my shirt off for no apparent reason! John: (arriving, above) Good work, son! I’ll take my shirt off for no apparent reason, too! (the elevator starts and threatens to crush Bwady) Belle: We have to stop the elevator! Shawn-not-Douglas: Well, don’t try the stop button or ask it to stop on the next floor we pass. Let your Dad stick something in the works so the special effects department can play with sparks. MEANWHILE, with the wondiferous Jack and Jennifer: Jennifer: JT fell off the bridge! He must be dead! Jack: Don’t be silly. Salemites can’t die. But if we were going to lose a baby, I admit it should have been Isaac and not JT. Most viewers really hate Isaac. (shudders) The thought of John and Hope . . . . Jennifer: How’m I gonna tell Hope? Jack: I’ve seen the previews, and I’m pretty sure you let me do it. But I think JT’s alive. Roman: (arriving) Until JT is found, he’s still missing. Jack/Jennifer: That was an intelligent statement. End of Show |
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