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| Friday, October 20, 2000 It’s Friday’s Synopsis, brought to you by people for a world in which bad television is shamelessly made fun of. And as much as I’d like him to get out of Sami’s life, line of the day goes to Brandon: "You don’t want people thinking you go out with murderers, do you?" In Italy, Lauren Koslow establishes that she can act. Ergo, Days should fire her. Kate: I’m not going back to Salem. I don’t want to face the prospect of Roman Brady slapping handcuffs on me. Victor: Don’t be silly. If you went up to Roman and explained, using very small words, that you were the one who framed Sami, he still wouldn’t be able to solve the crime. Stop talking as if I’ve let you down. Kate: Sorry. You haven’t let me down. All you’ve done is incessantly call me names since you got out of the nursing home. MEANWHILE, elsewhere in Italy: Sami: I didn’t realize so many people would be involved in my getting custody of Will. Brandon: Don’t feel bad. Most soap opera characters stop realizing things once they randomly get deemed heroines instead of villainesses. Angela: (arriving) Sami, you’ll be my maid of honor? Sami: Sure! It’s been a while since I did that fainting at the altar thing. Angela: Won’t it be strange, since you used to date Brandon? Sami: Brandon and I never really clicked. ClayZebra: Ain’t that the truth. MEANWHILE, in the hospital in Salem: Lexie: If any baby can get through this, it’s Johnny. Hope: Cool! Then he’ll definitely live. Babies are always getting through this, including the last baby named John. Those doctors just don’t know what kind of family he comes from. Lexie: Neither do you. Therein lies the problem. (Lexie then announces that Johnny is dead, but no one much cares because they all know how much trouble Salemite doctors have with the alive/dead thing.) MEANWHILE, elsewhere in the hospital: Marlena: The doctors are relieving the pressure in Belle’s brain. John: OH MY GOD! SHE HAS A BRAIN? Doctor: Apparently. But we don’t know how long she’ll be in a coma. It depends how long it takes her to shoot that Disney movie. Marlena: It’s awful. You never know if little girls will grow up, or if they’ll just triple in age on your honeymoon. Why wouldn't Brady tell us what happened? John: Because you screamed at him and blamed him when he was trying to save Belle? Marlena: Naw. That couldn't be it. MEANWHILE, on the hospital roof: Brady: Look, it’s little Shawn-Douglas. I don’t wanna talk to you. Shawn-not-D: Why? [Brady has a flashback. Bo: Shawn-D? What do you think of your new cousin? Shawn-D: He’s all red and wrinkly. Isabella: All babies are like that. Shawn-D: Even me? Bo: Even you. Shawn-D: I guess you can keep him, then.] Brady: Since you’re three years younger than me, how did you manage to have a speaking part during the scene where I was born? You must be an evil, time-traveling sorcerer! Brady: (stomping into the chapel) Kids shouldn’t lose their moms like I did. God: You haven’t lost your Mom, you idiot. The woman you’ve been calling "Mom" since you could talk is right outside. You can’t even remember Isabella. Brady: Sure I can. I just had a flashback a few seconds ago. God: Oh. Guess you’re right. End of Show |
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