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Thread: I think we have a new winner for terrible baby names

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    Post I think we have a new winner for terrible baby names

    "Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz are the proud parents of a baby boy and they're celebrating with some Bronx cheer.

    Their representative says the pop and rock star couple have named their son Bronx Mowgli. The baby, born Thursday night, weighed 7 pounds, 11 ounces."


    I had to read it twice to be sure that the baby's name is Bronx Mowgli. First time through I was trying to understand what they were referring to, a hospital, a neighborhood in the burrough... ?
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    Post Re: I think we have a new winner for terrible baby names

    That is just terrible.
    Wasn't Mowgli a "Jungle Book" character?
    What is wrong with these people?

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    Re: I think we have a new winner for terrible baby names

    Maybe they will call him BM?
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    Re: I think we have a new winner for terrible baby names

    for bowl movement? lol... oh no. I'd rather stick with mowgli.

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    Re: I think we have a new winner for terrible baby names

    Suggestions from The Best Week Ever:
    QUEENS JARJARBINKS WENTZ!

    CINCINNATI MUFASA WENTZ!

    COMPTON POKEMON WENTZ!

    MANHATTAN UNCLE-REMUS WENTZ!

    SPOKANE SPONGEBOB WENTZ!

    BRIGHTONBEACH BOBBSEYTWINS WENTZ!

    EFFOFF JOESIMPSON WENTZ!

    DOWNTOWN BRATZ WENTZ!

    ST. PETERSBURG PETERPAN WENTZ, THE THIRD!

    KICK ME WENTZ!
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    Re: I think we have a new winner for terrible baby names

    hehehehe! Great names, Annie...but please don't give these yahoos anymore ideas. Bronx is bad enough, but Mowgli? Maybe her next baby will be Baloo.


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    Post Re: I think we have a new winner for terrible baby names

    Oh Goodness! Where do they come up with these names?!
    And these kids: when they go to school? Apparently, Ashley and Pete are obsessed with all things Disney.

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    Re: I think we have a new winner for terrible baby names

    i like Zefrod Bebblbrox better...
    just like being one of the girls

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