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    Talking George Bush is a Saint

    President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his pathetic poll standings.

    His image handler made a visit to the Bishop and said, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity because of the president's position on stem cell research, the Iraq war, hurricane Katrina, and the Veterans Administration. We'll make a $100,000 contribution to your church if during your sermon you will say that the President is a saint.

    The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, "The Church is desperate for funding - I'll do it."

    Bush showed up for the sermon and the Bishop began:

    "I'd like to speak to you all this morning about our President. George Bush is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He took the tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the American people.

    "He lied about weapons of mass destruction and invaded Iraq for oil and money, causing the deaths of tens of thousands and making the United States the most hated country on earth.

    "He appointed cronies to positions of power and influence, leading to widespread death and destruction during Hurricane Katrina. He awarded contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so that we now have more poverty in this country and a greater gap between rich and poor than we've had since the Depression.

    "He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political party since Teapot Dome.

    "The national surplus has turned into a staggering national debt of 7.6 trillion Dollars, gasoline prices are up 85%, which the people of America cannot afford, and vital research into global warming and stem cells is stopped cold because he's afraid to lose votes from religious kooks.

    "He is the worst example of a true Christian I've ever known.

    "But compared to Dick Cheney, George W. Bush is a saint."

    http://www.buzzflash.net/story.php?id=14154

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    Post Ha Ha... what a crock

    1. Sept 11 was not a tragedy...it was a ruthless and evil attack done by those we are still engaged in war with; scaring people without merit is not the same as telling the truth about evil that lurks

    2. he didn't lie about womd... you have no proof of that ... sadaam never complied with the cease fire of the first gulf war and that alone was reason enough to attack.... the same reason clinton bombed iraq occassionally....never mind all the u.n. reports of womd's being "likely" and all those truck heading to syria at the dawn of the invasion

    3. how much oil have we taken so far?

    4. the cronies didn't cause the crap that followed katrina...people who have built their lives around being dependent on the nanny state did... let's not forget the school busses under water and the governor telling Bush to stay out of it (lost 36 hours there)... and blanco also telling the red cross to hold off on dropping aid and supplies to the superdome in order for them to not get "to used" to staying there.... let's not also forget the gov't officials not letting locals take their boats in to help rescue people..... . but let me guess...you are another "Bush hates black people" person.... there was plenty of devastating flood in other areas of LA but they took care of themselves because that is what they are taught to do....

    5. I would rather the rest of the world to look up to us a like us, but I know that is not possible sometimes....in the end, I'll take a leader who is more worried about the U.S. than the opinion of other losers around the world

    6. ever bothered to check the number of clinton folk who went to jail?....what's the worse thing that's happened during Bush?....Scooter going to jail over trivial BS? or do you consider that worse than selling military secrets to the Chineese military?

    7. where are the poverty stats?....unemployment is lower than that of Clinton's term and things were not that bad under him either....

    8. just because there are more millionaires creates this gap and it is nothing but spin material for socialists....

    9. the debt is going down and the IRS is collecting record breaking numbers due to the tax cuts which spur economic development and growth....it's simple math..try it out once in a while

    10. gas prices are up 40% since the dems took control of congress...but I'm smart enough to know that one or several politicians can not run that commodity... wake up and understand supply and demand for once

    11. more stem cell research has happened under Bush than any other time in history... just because fed dollars are not paying for it is no reason to scream... there is no scientific evidence that stem cells can do any better than cord blood... just becase there are those who don't won't wholesale baby chopping factories means that he's not catering to religious kooks...he's catering to those who have a conscious....and I'm sure that Priest would have a hard time at the Vatican explaining that one....

    12.... I can't wait till the scare mongers on global warming are hit in their faces because eventually the opponents are no longer going to be silenced and these fears that have been spewing out are only after U.S. dollars....wait and see

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    Re: George Bush is a Saint

    You poor misguided fool. How much longer are you going to live in this delusion and denial?

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    Re: George Bush is a Saint

    ahhh...when you get smoked on a thread and can't offer a logical response, then resort to name calling..... typical for left wingers

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    Re: George Bush is a Saint

    "3. how much oil have we taken so far?"

    Yep, only George W. Bush could be so incompetent to not have access to any of the oil he went to war over!
    Hey bigeasy, do you remember Wolfowitz claiming that Iraqi oil would virtually pay for the war and reconstruction? Right.
    I am really puzzled at how you can still believe anything out of these people's mouths- when they've been quite wrong on EVERYTHING so far.
    And, more importantly, they've shown the most callous and frightening contempt for our constitutional rights. Ideology does NOT trump everything else, bigeasy..........not even when you think God is directing your every move!

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    Re: George Bush is a Saint

    You are quite right B.E., I apologize for letting my anger direct my reply to you.

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    apology accepted Sandy....

    God Bless you and yours

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    That was funny.

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