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Annie
11.21.08, 9:56 AM
"Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz are the proud parents of a baby boy and they're celebrating with some Bronx cheer.

Their representative says the pop and rock star couple have named their son Bronx Mowgli. The baby, born Thursday night, weighed 7 pounds, 11 ounces."


I had to read it twice to be sure that the baby's name is Bronx Mowgli. First time through I was trying to understand what they were referring to, a hospital, a neighborhood in the burrough... ?

mtj
11.21.08, 10:18 AM
That is just terrible.
Wasn't Mowgli a "Jungle Book" character?
What is wrong with these people?

Annie
11.21.08, 11:42 AM
Maybe they will call him BM?

Paxie2
11.21.08, 2:15 PM
for bowl movement? lol... oh no. I'd rather stick with mowgli.

Annie
11.21.08, 2:38 PM
Suggestions from The Best Week Ever:
QUEENS JARJARBINKS WENTZ!

CINCINNATI MUFASA WENTZ!

COMPTON POKEMON WENTZ!

MANHATTAN UNCLE-REMUS WENTZ!

SPOKANE SPONGEBOB WENTZ!

BRIGHTONBEACH BOBBSEYTWINS WENTZ!

EFFOFF JOESIMPSON WENTZ!

DOWNTOWN BRATZ WENTZ!

ST. PETERSBURG PETERPAN WENTZ, THE THIRD!

KICK ME WENTZ!

KrisMich
11.21.08, 3:24 PM
hehehehe! Great names, Annie...but please don't give these yahoos anymore ideas. Bronx is bad enough, but Mowgli? Maybe her next baby will be Baloo.

Passionatic
11.21.08, 8:55 PM
Oh Goodness! Where do they come up with these names?!
And these kids: when they go to school? Apparently, Ashley and Pete are obsessed with all things Disney.

sweetgurl
11.22.08, 6:58 AM
i like Zefrod Bebblbrox better...

Xeresa
1.8.10, 3:59 PM
I think a Florida couple back in the 1960's went one better when they named their son Appendesitis--- apparently that was what the mother thought she had instead of being pregnant!(Forgive my lame attempt to spell the name of the disease!"

altonjone
2.10.10, 11:42 PM
Hi Friends,
What a funny names man.
Hey Annie from where you get this type of ideas.
"Bronx Mowgli"- Bronx?
Can you explain?

Vanessa Thorn
11.24.16, 9:18 AM
OMG That Appendicitis one really got me laughing.