I think we have a new winner for terrible baby names

[Annie]

"Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz are the proud parents of a baby boy and they're celebrating with some Bronx cheer.

Their representative says the pop and rock star couple have named their son Bronx Mowgli. The baby, born Thursday night, weighed 7 pounds, 11 ounces."


I had to read it twice to be sure that the baby's name is Bronx Mowgli. First time through I was trying to understand what they were referring to, a hospital, a neighborhood in the burrough... ?

[mtj]

That is just terrible.
Wasn't Mowgli a "Jungle Book" character?
What is wrong with these people?

[Annie]

Maybe they will call him BM?

[Paxie2]

for bowl movement? lol... oh no. I'd rather stick with mowgli.

[Annie]

Suggestions from The Best Week Ever:
QUEENS JARJARBINKS WENTZ!

CINCINNATI MUFASA WENTZ!

COMPTON POKEMON WENTZ!

MANHATTAN UNCLE-REMUS WENTZ!

SPOKANE SPONGEBOB WENTZ!

BRIGHTONBEACH BOBBSEYTWINS WENTZ!

EFFOFF JOESIMPSON WENTZ!

DOWNTOWN BRATZ WENTZ!

ST. PETERSBURG PETERPAN WENTZ, THE THIRD!

KICK ME WENTZ!

[KrisMich]

hehehehe! Great names, Annie...but please don't give these yahoos anymore ideas. Bronx is bad enough, but Mowgli? Maybe her next baby will be Baloo.

[Passionatic]

Oh Goodness! Where do they come up with these names?!
And these kids: when they go to school? Apparently, Ashley and Pete are obsessed with all things Disney.

[sweetgurl]

i like Zefrod Bebblbrox better...

[Xeresa]

I think a Florida couple back in the 1960's went one better when they named their son Appendesitis--- apparently that was what the mother thought she had instead of being pregnant!(Forgive my lame attempt to spell the name of the disease!"

[altonjone]

Hi Friends,
What a funny names man.
Hey Annie from where you get this type of ideas.
"Bronx Mowgli"- Bronx?
Can you explain?