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Annie
5.8.07, 1:06 PM
Exhibit A: Jessica Simpson as Blow-Up Doll:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/74094917.jpg
This is what she chose to wear to a very formal event at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, a gala given by Anna Wintour.

Ry
5.8.07, 6:20 PM
Holy boobs...she is looking less and less like the Jessica we once knew.

Annie
5.8.07, 6:51 PM
I have to admit that I like the hair color better than the old standard bleach job. But I can't imagine being that squished and doesn't she look like if she moves at all, wardrobe malfunction follows fast?

Melinda
5.8.07, 6:54 PM
She's looking rather...squished in that picture. I'm no fashion plate myself, but I'd like to think that I would make better choices if I had Jessica's money and the body to wear them.

mtj
5.9.07, 10:43 AM
One of my favorite fashion train wrecks from some awards event. Don't know who she is, just that her dress is atrocious.
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/8489/00000370952007011522380wv2.jpg

Annie
5.9.07, 12:42 PM
What is that? It looks a lot like it's adorned with those shower scruffy things. But wait, there's more. I was going to shame her about her black shoes, but then I noticed the theme... she has black..? bows? on her shoulders.

Bad, bad idea. Or I fear, bad stylist. Which means someone made actual $$$ for chosing this for her.

:rolleyes:

Annie
5.9.07, 4:11 PM
Kirsten Dunst at the same event as Jessica Simp, above:
http://www.style.com/slideshows/parties/050807MET/096m.jpg
A little madness gone wrong

Ry
5.9.07, 9:00 PM
*sigh* Oh Kirsten. What is that thing on your head?

Melinda
5.11.07, 6:21 PM
One of my favorite fashion train wrecks from some awards event. Don't know who she is, just that her dress is atrocious.

If I remember correctly, that is one of the costars of the movie Babel. She played a deaf teen, I think.

Melinda
5.11.07, 6:25 PM
What is this? "Bedsheet attire for flappers"? Did she look at the scrunchy in her shower and think, "Hey, I could accessorize with that!" Kirsten, Spiderman 3 will make has already made buttloads of money. Spring for something flattering.

sabine69
5.26.07, 9:42 PM
Holy prom dress from the 80's. And that exploding hairband ... even Molly Ringwald couldn't have gotten away with it in the 80's ... or the 20's, where it came from & should have stayed ...

mtj
6.3.07, 8:16 AM
Okay, this is pretty heinous. And that is Pat Field. Dig this...she's a costume designer. Oy!
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/1636/fieldkf4.jpg

Annie
6.3.07, 5:39 PM
Oh. My. There is nothing that's OK about this dress. Or even the shoes. I started to say she's clearly past the expiration date for the dress... but I can't picture anyone who would be OK in it. Maybe a pole dancer. The shoes remind me of my JrHi days, which is not a good thing. I 'get' that it's Pat Fields and she's known for being wild and crazy with her clothes, but I don't think anyone wants to see this much of her in public.

And as long as I have my nasty on, doesn't she look like she kinda needs a shower? And some eyebrows?

mtj
6.4.07, 12:28 PM
There is no end to what's wrong with the whole look. Hey Pat, if you're not one to tan, how about some hosiery? And please, see someone immediately about your hair color.

Ry
6.5.07, 12:45 AM
Pardon me but...WHAT THE HELL?

LOL that is one of the scariest things. I work with costume designers all the time and actually, just the other day was talking with one about how they always dress well and have distinct styles...
Well, this lady has a distinct style but I take back the first part.

mtj
6.7.07, 10:07 AM
Stevie..."the look" is not working for you anymore. Nope, nope, nope.
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/05/0518_stevie_garment_getty.jpg

Annie
6.7.07, 11:05 AM
Oh, dear. I guess it's been a long time since she did a closet clean out. And just when she thought she'd tackle the mess, she saw whichever Olsen twin who went through a "boho" phase and thought, hey! I'm right on the cutting edge! and kept it all. And wore it all on the same day. Sadly, she's leaning in to a hint of Bea Arthur.

But, bonus points for not deciding to emulate Britney. And for not looking like a stick figure.

Annie
6.7.07, 12:49 PM
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Undressed/20070607/RAISAPL7060030046_400.jpg

Kim Cattrall is looking like maybe she could hang out with Stevie. Or maybe she's heading for Miami?

Ry
6.8.07, 10:48 AM
stylist = fired!

Lola Beedow
6.12.07, 11:46 AM
I don't know when this pic was taken but this get-up is pretty gruesome:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/evamarie/LatoyaJackosn_210.jpg I don't think LaToya's suit fits her very well.:)

Annie
6.12.07, 12:21 PM
I think she must have been going off to party with Lil Kim:
http://bp0.blogger.com/_dfJb22CrDzM/RmiT-8C_1HI/AAAAAAAAAjc/bCInBuR4ajE/s400/lkm.jpg
Hard to say who looks scarier, but at least LaToya remembered her underweares...

Lola Beedow
6.12.07, 5:14 PM
L'il Kim is scary! I wonder if Tara Reid was around, too?!

mtj
6.13.07, 9:14 AM
Oh my God, LaToya is using Micheal's plastic surgeon. Scary, scary, scary.

Ry
6.14.07, 11:53 PM
This actually scares me....

mtj
6.16.07, 6:56 AM
Kimberly McCullough at the Daytime Emmys...Hair...blech...dress...blech...can't see the shoes, but betting they are fugly too.
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7410/mccxyz5.jpg

mtj
6.16.07, 6:59 AM
Peggy McKay at the Daytime Emmys.
I have no words for this.
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1276/mccayxti2.jpg

Ry
6.16.07, 10:23 AM
The only thing that might make this okay is if she knit that herself. However, that's still no reason to wear a table runner...or is it a rug...to a public event. LOL

Annie
6.16.07, 10:31 AM
Oh, man... I'm guessing the daytime stars don't get many offers from the batter designers. Peggy McKay looks like she's proudly wearing the throw off of a couch from the 50s. And the other woman? The fringe on her dress (words that should never be spoken together anyhow, unless you are a "dancer") looks like it was cut from plastic bags. Which doesn't begin to distract from the hip/belly bulge the dress creates where I'm sure her body has none. The hair is kinda sad. She had to do that herself. I think it's best we just not even try to imagine the shoes. Peggy McK would have done us a favor by keeping hers under wraps.

mtj
6.17.07, 7:14 AM
Annie, you nailed it. That thing Peggy McKay is wearing is the throw from Shirley Partridge's sofa. As for Kimberly McCullough's hair, well that is the result of three or four margaritas and some self-grooming. And yes, let's leave fringe to the pole dancers, shall we?

Lola Beedow
6.18.07, 9:39 AM
No matter what I've seen her wearing lately (or not wearing sometimes!) Britney Spears generally looks dreadful. How about this white sack that she wore the other day:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/evamarie/britney-spears-falling-dress-strap-.jpg

Where are Stacy and Clinton?! :confused:

mtj
6.18.07, 10:24 AM
Are you sure that's recent? Isn't she bald now? I agree, she looks tacky in every picture I've seen of her.

Annie
6.18.07, 2:07 PM
She has acquired a variety of wigs/hairpieces. All of which look worse than her old "real" hair. I think she's been getting them from KMart. Or maybe the back of cheap magazines... remember those plack & white drawings of wigs for $20? Most seem to be attached to bad hats or worse headbands.

Exhibit A (from last week):
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070702/britney_spears.jpg

mtj
6.18.07, 4:22 PM
The woman is just the epitome of bad taste.

azurakat
6.19.07, 12:25 AM
I was surprised how frumpy Kimberly McCallaugh looked in that dress and egads, the hair! I recently look at other pictures of her at other events and it's as if she does it the same way every time! Not flattering. Very unfortunate. I like her hair pin-strait and I don't like her with bangs. But that's just me. heh.

As for Brit, I think she dresses poorly and changes into a variety of eyebrow raising ensembles just to give the photogs something to snap pictures of. She wouldn't know what to do if they weren't paying attention to her anymore!

mtj
6.19.07, 8:34 AM
No surprise, the girls at gofugyourself.com got a hold of that Peggy McKay outfit.

mtj
6.19.07, 10:26 AM
Oh look what else they found, and I missed this atrocity.
Is Nadia Bjorlin even on a soap anymore?
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1039/nadiaba5.jpg

Annie
6.19.07, 9:18 PM
Eek. That made me jolt away from my screen. I think part of the problem is that she is so dramatic looking by nature, when she over dresses, it seems even worse than other people would be in the same dress.

However... the dress is pretty inexcusable and does nothing kind for her body. She almost looks 2 dimensional.

No idea if she's on any soaps these days and didn't watch the Emmys. Maybe she was presenting.

Her eyes... not sure if they are more scary or hypnotic.

mtj
6.20.07, 11:06 AM
How can she possibly think this looks good? Is she blind? Has she no mirrors?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/74730714.jpg

Annie
6.20.07, 12:10 PM
Judith Krantz? Surely not the romance-ish author, that one must be close to my age and there's no botox made that would be strong enough to give that much smoothiness.

But, could explain the outfit. Senility?

Stockings are giving me a headache...

mtj
6.20.07, 12:47 PM
Nope, I was wrong. I mis-read the comments at gofugyourself. I don't know who that is, but the outfit is just atrocious.

Annie
6.20.07, 1:03 PM
Ha! Looks like they don't even know who she is. Darn, I was really hoping it was JK. Much better than some random wannabe.

Since we don't know who, do we know where? But wait... where doesn't matter. There is no good where for that outfit.

mtj
6.22.07, 10:32 AM
Oh dear God, whoever is responsible for these shoes should be shot.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/74698707.jpg

Lola Beedow
6.22.07, 1:52 PM
Re Britney, she had extensions applied to her 1" hair -- don't you think it would have been better if she'd left well enough alone and allowed her hair to grow out? She'll end up naturally bald if she doesn't leave her hair alone!

Annie
6.22.07, 4:54 PM
I was kind of hoping to see a pixie/natural color Britney for a while. I guess she couldn't dare to be that normal looking. Oh well.

I saw America's Next Top Model once when they put extentions into a girl's hair. It was awful, took forever and she was in tears with pain. I always thought it looked pretty nasty (still can't imagine what it must feel like to sleep on, wash or even brush) but it hurts! Guess that should be obvious, it's got to be pulling on your real hair. Why would you do that if you didn't have to? Especially with Brit... the end result looks so bad, maybe she's trying to save a buck and has it done at SuperCuts.

Annie
6.26.07, 5:39 PM
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070709/britney_spears2300.jpg
She really just has no sense, does she? I guess I should just be glad she has something on under the black shirt. And the hair... seems to be in a brunette phase.

bigfan
6.27.07, 4:04 PM
if this is entirely fashion related but here it is. See any resemblance? The only thing more distracting than Nicolas Cage's hair is the amount of eyeliner he sports in the movie 'Next' (just as well, those distracting little things. If it weren't for them, I probably would not have lasted all through that terrible movie).

http://www.cagefactor.com/photos/odd-pics/nicwatch.jpg

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/16/2_sawII_051116094135774_wideweb__300x375.jpg

:confused:

Annie
6.27.07, 4:47 PM
LOL! I think Nic often falls head first into the bad fashion choice category.

I remember seeing him Red Rock West. I was stunned when he took off his shirt, out in the desert on an empty road. He dropped down and started doing push ups. Before that scene, I'd always thought of him as sort of the skinny, dorkish type. Lately he seems to be trying hard to channel Elvis, especially with the nasty looking dyed hair.

mtj
6.28.07, 1:51 PM
Okay, that's it. I'm convinced that Britney Spears goal is to look as tacky as she possibly can. No taste whatsoever, that outfit is God awful.

mtj
7.11.07, 10:28 AM
I have no words for the hideola quotient of this ensemble.
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5148/mjhnh8.jpg

Annie
7.11.07, 11:51 AM
Oh, my eyes! Who is that?

The good news... her bra isn't hanging out. The bad news... she really needs a bra. I'm pretty sure your whole boob is supposed to be above the smocking on an empire cut... um, gown? Is this a gown or a BBQ dress? I wish I could remember what those things my mom wore for 'at-home parties' when I was a kid were called. One step up from muu muu. A really small step.

I have to protest for a minute.. what's with the metalic bags this year? Maybe I'm just a product of my era, but I really hate them. On top of my normal distaste, her's is too small. Or too something.

mtj
7.12.07, 10:35 AM
That is Melissa Joan Hart.
Are you thinking of mu-mu's Annie?
Or a "house dress"?

Annie
7.16.07, 12:13 PM
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/The_Big_Picture/20070715/293.Dunst.Kirsten.071507.jpg

Can't be sure without seeing the whole ensemble. But something tells me it doesn't improve.

mtj
7.16.07, 1:04 PM
*Note to women with sagging breasts...support is available. Use it.

Annie
7.16.07, 2:07 PM
Britney is still at the top of her game:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070730/britney_spears.jpg

mtj
7.16.07, 3:16 PM
All I can say is...
that poor little dog.
And I'm talking about what she's carrying, not Britney.

mtj
7.31.07, 1:34 PM
It's too bad the name Fug Boots is already taken. Because if it weren't...
Note the flip-flop toe action. Blech.
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7355/fugbootspy0.jpg

mtj
8.17.07, 3:05 PM
I have no words for this either.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/britney_spears_070813_38.jpg

mtj
9.20.07, 10:07 AM
Can you believe that...
A) This is Justine Bateman (Mallory from "Family Ties")
and
B) That she would be caught dead in such a hideola get up.

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5859/jbxvq2.gif

Annie
9.20.07, 10:18 AM
Oh, the poor thing. As some southern friends would say... bless her heart. A seriously shameful secret from the late '60s... a bf's mother once bought me something frighteningly similar. Maybe even worse as the colors were brighter and it had an empire top on it. And considering the source of the gift, I had to wear it once. It pretty much swallowed me whole. Thank goodness there are no photo records of the event.

mtj
10.26.07, 4:19 PM
A really bad look for Orlando Bloom.
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071026/capt.3a2fd8aba35a4f7499191b5987701855.people_orlan do_bloom_nyet157.jpg?x=180&y=251&sig=3x1MOGWpjCdVyBpAuGmvAQ--

mtj
1.9.08, 10:42 AM
Phoebe Price.
Bad everything.
Bad hair, bad jewelry, bad dress, bad hosiery, bad shoes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/78822781.jpg

Annie
1.9.08, 12:15 PM
And, I think, a hand-me-down dress... lol. I'm pretty sure I saw a photo of Paris wearing it on NYE.

I just don't get the little ankle boots with dresses/skirts. They really stumpify the leg, imo.

mtj
1.16.08, 12:13 PM
No Liza, no.
Just no.
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/01/0116_liza_minnelli_npg.jpg

mtj
2.22.08, 3:29 PM
This is so sad, on so many levels.
And hey, do ANY of them look like they're having a good time? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY092007/79919231.jpg

bigfan
2.22.08, 8:03 PM
No Liza, no.
Just no.
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/01/0116_liza_minnelli_npg.jpg
Omg. LOL. She looks like a Wookie in a Liza costume.

mtj
3.13.08, 4:24 PM
Okay.
Okay.
This...is little Olivia, from The Cosby Show.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/mr_fp_212425.jpg

mtj
4.28.08, 9:54 AM
This is Donna Karan.
Yes, THE Donna Karan.
The famous fashion designer, as in DKNY.
To say I am horrified, doesn't cover it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY092007/80850445.jpg

toshacarmen
4.30.08, 12:39 PM
Holy boobs...she is looking less and less like the Jessica we once knew.
i agree

ForeverC
5.2.08, 12:49 PM
This is so sad, on so many levels.
And hey, do ANY of them look like they're having a good time? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY092007/79919231.jpg
Did Demi lay out everyone's outfits for the event or something. They are strangely matching - not in a good way!

mtj
6.2.08, 1:20 PM
Dear Charleze Theron,
Just because you are appearing on The MTV Movie Awards show, does not mean you have to dress like...like...like...argh, I can't even describe the ghastly get up.
Please go back to your normal class and good taste and NEVER visit the boutique/fashion disaster where you purchased this horrendous ensemble.
Thank you.

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2008/06/02/81327227-thumb-450x675.jpg

Annie
6.2.08, 2:37 PM
Eek. I don't know whare to begin.

OK, the bottom. The shoes are beyond ugly. They are ugly and awkward looking.

Leggings? Really? Are you under, say, 14? Then no excuse.

The um, top? What is that? I mean besides too small and seemingly twisted to one side. Char (if I may call you that), girls buit like us can rarely work the strapless corset thing. The top takes on a life of its own.

The best thing abou t this outfit is that many should look and learn... if the roman sandal thing can make CT's legs look sorta stumpy, no hope for the rest of us mortals. Stay away!

mtj
6.2.08, 3:36 PM
I am convinced the whole ensemble was concocted by someone on Quaalude's.
And then they gave some to Charlene to convince her to wear it.

On a sadder fashion note, fashion legend Ives Saint Laurent has passed.

Annie
6.9.08, 12:38 PM
Just what the heck is Kim Raver wearing here?

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2008/06/04/81376846-thumb-450x720.jpg
Slip + tank + I-just-don't-know-wtf?

Ry
6.9.08, 12:44 PM
I think I may be personally offended by this.....outfit? apron? uniform? bed spread?

Annie
6.9.08, 12:48 PM
I's so bad that I find myself wanting more. More angles... let's have a back view, a front view, even a shot of the other side, because everything we see here indicates that there will be something different going on over there.

mtj
6.9.08, 1:14 PM
It's like this.
A designer on serious drugs had several swatches of fabric left over from his interior design gig.
So, he stitched them all together and told Kim it was a "hot original".
And she bought it.
Please make note of the hideous handbag that matches neither the dress (how could it) or her shoes.

Annie
6.9.08, 3:12 PM
LOL. Ry and I were talking about that on IM. What's the deal with the oh-so-normal shoes? That, frankly, look sorta payless quality (says she who shops there willingly). Something weird about the sheen of the "leather". The bad is one Ry might have chosen when she was in 4th grade.

Her hair looks nice and shiny, though...

mtj
6.24.08, 11:22 AM
Oh Look!
Jeanne Cooper (Kay Chancellor/The Young And The Restless)
has turned into a butterfly!
Way to go Jeanne.

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2008/06/22/81650056-thumb-450x670.jpg

Annie
6.24.08, 2:16 PM
Oh, my. Well, she seems to be having a WONDERFUL time. And she is coordinating with the carpet. That's as close as I can come to anything positive. Wheee!

mtj
6.30.08, 12:59 PM
Way to go Hilary Swank!
You finally look just like a man.

http://l.yimg.com/k/omg/us/img/27/c1/1385_3881835898.jpg?y=626&x=495&q=75&n=1&sig=_a4J6c4MJC83uvGmVYa5Ig--

Annie
7.15.08, 2:20 PM
And a very unhappy one, at that.

Annie
8.7.08, 2:19 PM
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2008/08/05/82187398-thumb-420x684.jpg

sigh. Oh, Debbie, why?

mtj
8.7.08, 2:45 PM
Where to start?
There are so many things wrong with this outfit.
None the least is the mixture of lace, a boating shirt and shoes she got at a K-Mart blue light special.

mtj
8.19.08, 2:41 PM
Paula...
you really, really need to go back on your meds.
Really.
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2008/08/18/82395462-thumb-420x608.jpg

Annie
8.19.08, 3:28 PM
Eep! You scared me! LOL, I choked a little on my coffee with this one. Oh, Paula, you really remind me of one of those disembodies Barbie hairstyle heads added to some sort of toilet paper cover that I'd see at a craft fair. And just to be clear, I don't mean that in a good way.

mtj
8.19.08, 3:35 PM
The gofugyourself girls said that we should look for this as a float in the Rose Bowl parade.
I concur.

mtj
9.10.08, 3:47 PM
I don't think the girl is all that attractive to begin with, but this cover is awful. What kind of drugs are photographer's doing these days?

http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd333/MollyLamar/LIL.jpg

Annie
9.10.08, 4:07 PM
Of all the crazy things the girl has done, bleaching her natural red is up near the top. Why would you do that?

Most magazines have gotten just awful looking. Bad or boring photos and way overdone promo graphics. Anyone remember Vogue back in the late 70s? It was like art.

mtj
9.18.08, 4:02 PM
Gloria...what?
Did you find some of those pain killers you took after your back surgery and then decide this would be a good costume choice?
Aye carumba!

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2008/09/18/estefan_091308_002-thumb-420x671.jpg

Annie
9.18.08, 4:37 PM
Oh, poor thing. Why would the "designer" thing western style pockets would be right on the top? They rarely work, IMO, and with that skirt, well, Iguess that unless you are under 25 with a perfect tall lean body and a sense of the ironic, the skirt is just bad. But the shirt/blouse/top is pitiful. And ill-fitting. And then there's her makeup.

I shudder when I imagine what she has on her feet. Oh, wait... maybe it isn't a skirt... perhaps that is a freakish pair of thigh high boots bedecked with ruffles?

mtj
9.19.08, 6:04 AM
And then there is that gaudy, ruby-looking thing hanging from her cleavage.
All in all, she looks like something you would run into at a carnival House of Horror.

Annie
9.19.08, 9:14 AM
I somehow missed the PENDANT. I sincerely hope it's not real. What a sad waste that would be.

AAnd what is going on at the front of her skirt? She has weird crotch bulge.

mtj
10.2.08, 12:17 PM
Little Miss Brat Face went to an amusement park wearing cut-offs and Fug Boots.
Huh?
Closer shots reveal that Little Miss Brat Face also failed to wear a bra that day.
I don't think this is the image that Disney had in mind.
Not to mention the horribly fugly head band.

http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd333/MollyLamar/FUG.jpg

mtj
10.6.08, 3:57 PM
Ashley, honey, WHAT is wrong?
Whatever could inspire an attractive woman like you to be seen in public in this atrocity?
Did you lose a bet or something?

http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd333/MollyLamar/JUDDX.jpg

Annie
10.7.08, 11:54 AM
Wow, that is bad! So bad that I should print it out and keep it around for low esteem days ;)

mtj
10.7.08, 12:26 PM
Yes Annie.
And know, with confidence in your heart, that you will never get to that point. :)

mtj
10.14.08, 2:17 PM
What Not To Wear On Your Wedding Day...Celine and Grandpa...
that is a 7 POUND tiara she's sporting. She's even tackier than I thought.

http://www.usmagazine.com/images/slideshows/celine1.jpg

Annie
10.17.08, 10:43 AM
There are no words...

Ms. Cruise "designed" this herself. Ry & I are pretty sure she made it hersef as well:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/17/article-1078398-0225D3BB000005DC-195_468x663.jpg

Annie
10.17.08, 10:44 AM
Another view:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/17/article-1078398-02258A6D000005DC-654_224x603.jpg

Ry
10.17.08, 10:52 AM
As I said to you earlier, the lace just makes me want to barf. Nevermind the gigantic crotch seam. Blech!

mtj
10.17.08, 10:59 AM
That is truly horrific.
She must have been a very good girl this week.
Svengali is letting her wear heels that make her TOWER over him.
The outfit is just pathetic.
Someone stop her, before she designs again.

mtj
10.17.08, 1:08 PM
Oh, and I just LOVE what the Fug Girls said about this ensemble.

mtj
10.21.08, 9:35 AM
Don't know who Kate Miller-Heidke is? No matter, you're probably better off.
Apparently she's some Australian singer. I wonder how many Foster's she slammed before assembling this ghastly get-up.

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2008/10/19/83344701-thumb-420x739.jpg

sweetgurl
11.9.08, 2:24 PM
Exhibit A: Jessica Simpson as Blow-Up Doll:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/74094917.jpg
This is what she chose to wear to a very formal event at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, a gala given by Anna Wintour.

hummm the dress needs a bit more on the top to look good if you ask me..

sweetgurl
11.9.08, 3:06 PM
Don't know who Kate Miller-Heidke is? No matter, you're probably better off.
Apparently she's some Australian singer. I wonder how many Foster's she slammed before assembling this ghastly get-up.

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/2008/10/19/83344701-thumb-420x739.jpg
lose the bowe on the head and the socks and its OK

sweetgurl
11.9.08, 3:13 PM
What Not To Wear On Your Wedding Day...Celine and Grandpa...
that is a 7 POUND tiara she's sporting. She's even tackier than I thought.

http://www.usmagazine.com/images/slideshows/celine1.jpg
whats she hiding on her head??? she hasto have sumthing hidden under that thing..

mtj
11.10.08, 11:54 AM
Could this make her hips look ANY bigger?
Sasha Fierce indeed.

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2008/11/83587853-thumb-420x629.jpg

sweetgurl
11.11.08, 6:59 AM
that just looks weird???

Annie
11.11.08, 2:15 PM
Have we discussed this one yet:

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2008/11/83596515-thumb-420x755.jpg

I've seen it several places and oh, my, is it awful!

But... it's someone names Katy Perry and I don't know her at all. Is she a singer? Going for some sort of "I'm crazier than Bjork" thing? If so, she may win.

P.S. I've developed a flaming hatred for satin, especially when it is below the waist. Does it ever work? Why is it the go-to fabric choice for so many?

sweetgurl
11.12.08, 6:31 AM
NO WAY! I think its kinda tacky

mtj
11.12.08, 9:40 AM
Annie, Katy Perry is some newbie to the pop music world who's claim to fame is a song called "I Kissed A Girl".
The outfit is atrocious, but that is the "look" Katy seems to like.
She is a Phoebe Price in training.

Annie
11.12.08, 10:35 AM
Fab.. just what we need, another Phoebe Price, lol.

mtj
11.12.08, 10:41 AM
Katy has earned her own section on the fug girls site. Her get ups are truly out there like Pluto.

Annie
11.19.08, 4:07 PM
Dr Cuddy needs help... STAT!

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2008/11/wenn2173027-thumb-420x610.jpg

What is that on/near her purse? Is it alive? Looks like a tail of some kind. Which is especially creepy since the backdrop suggests that she is at an animal protection event.

mtj
11.19.08, 4:15 PM
Oh my God, I saw that at The Fug Girls site and didn't even realize it's the actress who plays Cuddy on HOUSE. That is one HUGE fashion disaster.

Annie
11.19.08, 4:24 PM
OK, staring a little more I now think I see that she has a small dog in her bag. Assuming it is a live dog and not stuffed. Much better than my initial thought that she has some version of a coon skin hat stuffed in her purse.

This does NOT earn any points for wearing the hideous mess. That Jacket is just awful.

mtj
11.20.08, 8:54 AM
I will never get these "purse dogs" that have become so popular with the Hollywood airheads.

mtj
11.21.08, 6:35 AM
If Sarah Brightman in this get up, performed with Gloria Estfan in the get up posted several posts ago...would they take up the whole stage?
I think they would come close.

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2008/11/sarah_brightman_06_wenn5212551-thumb-420x630.jpg

mtj
11.21.08, 11:21 AM
Deborah Ann Harry!! If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times! What you see during an LSD trip, is NOT what you are to wear to a Hollywood event. And The Muppet Show called, they want you to quit using Animal as a purse and send him back right this minute!

http://l.yimg.com/k/im_siggEwTa3GRBYcjl0CzRW.yBjg---y626-x495-q75-n1/omg/us/img/ae/9a/6464_9120588288.jpg

Annie
11.21.08, 11:51 AM
Oh no.. is that Debby? I wouldn't know her. Not only a VERY scary dress, inles syou are maybe going to an Easter Egg hunt, but she's had mega-surgery since last I saw her. Though it could just be a trick, wearing your shades so that the skin under your eyes doesn't show... hmm, I may have to consider this option...

I sort of like the print on the dress, but I can't imagine what it would be used for. Not a dress, not curtains... second thought, nope, it's just bad.

Annie
11.21.08, 11:53 AM
Sarah Brightman is clearly insane. I'd like to see a video clip of her moving in that thing. Or maybe one of how the dresser gets her in to it. The boot/pants alone would be an hour long task.

mtj
11.21.08, 11:57 AM
It gets better...she goes for a swing in it.
Yee Gods.

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2008/11/sarah_brightman_07_wenn5212552-thumb-420x630.jpg

sweetgurl
11.22.08, 7:01 AM
??? scrathes head..???
who puts these things together..??

mtj
11.22.08, 7:27 AM
I don't know, but I am convinced there are drugs involved. :cool:

Annie
11.25.08, 7:46 PM
Is KristinChenoweth too tiny to see in a mirror?

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2008/11/83772344-thumb-420x739.jpg

mtj
11.26.08, 2:28 AM
Another time that I am convinced that drugs were involved.
How else could one look in a mirror and not see what a clown-like image one would be giving off, going out in public in such an atrocity?

mtj
11.26.08, 6:45 AM
There is just no excuse for this.
None whatsoever.
And she is an Australian designer.
Love the nun shoes...not.

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2008/11/83814736-thumb-420x629.jpg

sweetgurl
11.26.08, 6:57 AM
??? looks like something you soap up and wash with???
I tink you are right with the drug thing...

mtj
12.4.08, 6:03 AM
This is what Brit wore to her 27th birthday bash. The caption should read:
"I have breasts. Would you like to see them? Here...take a good look."

http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/80/400x400bd/80280_britney-poses-with-heidi-klum-at-her-birthday-bash.jpg

Annie
12.11.08, 2:15 PM
Eek. Not only does it look really uncomfortable and like one false move away from being topless, it's also just plain ugly. Gives her the shape of a woman much older and in need of a good bra.

Who is that with her? Please tell me that isn't mom.

mtj
12.11.08, 2:19 PM
No, it's not Mom.
It's Heidi Klum, who fancies herself Britney's guru.
Which is just such a sad, sad joke.

sweetgurl
12.12.08, 8:02 AM
common maybe those tings are trying to escape on there own! LOL
sigh she should hire a better fashion adviser...

mtj
1.14.09, 9:20 AM
Dear Sarah Jessica,
This may come as news to you, but you are not all that attractive.
That being the case, severe hairdos and garish dresses just make your look even worse.
Your legs are somewhat passable, although bony.
And yes, I am totally jel of all your Manolo shoes, but that is another subject.
The subject at hand is that hideola plaid thing you are wearing that apparently doesn't fit snugly around your rack.
It's bad enough to wear something that fugly, but to be constantly tugging at it makes the whole deal that much more painful to look at.
And see how polite Matt Dillon is being, glancing the other way while you tug at your cleavage cover?
From what I hear, you have tons of money.
Hire a fashion consultant.
NOW!!!

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2009/01/wenn2242110-thumb-420x686.jpg

mtj
3.31.09, 6:12 PM
This is what you get to buy when you go bar slumming in London,
seduce a Rock Star man who is still mourning the loss of his life partner,
and make it your goal that you will get a mega-million dollar divorce settlement when the "glow" wears off the relationship.
Hello?
Much as I despise her, this is not an unattractive woman.
So what is up with the "push 'em in from the bottom and sides to perk up the boobs" in a dress that is...
well...
from Hell.
I can't even get into the fugly shoes and tights.
I know she has a fake leg, but she seemed to trick that out quite nicely on "Dancing With The Stars".
This look is just eighteen shades of wrong.

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2009/03/85686853-thumb-420x825.jpg

Annie
4.9.09, 12:27 PM
March Madness: Fug Style has declared a 'winner'. Fun video off all the contenders:
LXNSzkCDrm4

Annie
4.9.09, 12:29 PM
It's Heidi Klum, who fancies herself Britney's guru.
Which is just such a sad, sad joke.

OMG, I had no clue that it was Heidi. She has pretty horrid taste, especially for someone who has had access to the best for years and years. But hanging with Brit? Had no idea. Ugh.

mtj
4.9.09, 12:59 PM
Fug Madness is SO MUCH FUN.
I wish it happened more than once a year.
I was totally rooting for a Bai-Ling Second Championship.
However, Aubrey O'Day really brought on the fug this year.

Java747
4.10.09, 12:09 PM
It is so much fun!

I always wonder, will these ladies ever get wise to the fact that their fashions are too over-the-top?

Or is it just a reality that most (not all) of them lose touch with reality after becoming a celebrity? :rolleyes:

mtj
4.10.09, 12:36 PM
I think a lot of them like Aubrey O'Day, Phoebe Price and Katy Perry, are just attention whores and dress the way they do to draw attention to themselves.

MomsRule
5.4.09, 12:22 PM
bad taste no matter how much money!

mtj
5.4.09, 1:34 PM
There is something very wrong here.
Very, very wrong.
And I don't mean the hat.
Yes, it's atrocious.
But WHAT IN THE HELL is up with her cleavage?

http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd333/MollyLamar/Posted%20Images/star2.jpg?t=1241458450

mtj
5.21.09, 11:43 AM
This is just horrible.
From the overexposure of her anorexic body, to the hideola pants that need to be hemmed.

http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd333/MollyLamar/Posted%20Images/UGHX.jpg?t=1242920497

MomsRule
5.22.09, 5:44 AM
i am having a real hard time getting behind these drag on the floor pants that seem to be "the thing" right now.

mtj
5.22.09, 5:58 AM
Can you imagine how gross and dirty the bottoms are after just one wearing?
Ew!

foodieDC
7.28.09, 12:41 PM
Do you guys read Go fug Yoursel? It's one of my favorite blogs-- tons of horrible celeb outfits to be found there :)

mtj
7.28.09, 12:45 PM
I am a faithful fugger.

Reneebow
9.6.09, 6:37 PM
If it's anything like the pictures in here, I have definitely got to check it out. These leave me speechless.

mtj
9.16.09, 2:09 PM
This is disturbing.
Really.

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2009/09/FNP_BFH_001096-thumb-420x613.jpg

mtj
9.18.09, 9:17 AM
The fug girls at gofugyourself.com are live blogging the Emmys. And you can make comments.

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/

Annie
1.4.10, 7:47 PM
Happy New Year from JLo!


http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/j-lo-new-years-eve.jpg


http://www.hiphoprx.com/content/uploads/2010/01/jennifer_lopez_new_years_eve_dick_clark_01.jpg

MomsRule
7.13.11, 7:31 AM
anyone remember similiar back views on both cher and barbra at the oscars on different occasions. when do they learn?